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re: Dave Chappelle - Killing Them Softly
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:11 pm to SW2SCLA
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:11 pm to SW2SCLA
dane cook tried to hard to be overly funny.
it also sucks that during his standups all you hear is the stupid fricking women in the audience that do nothing but scream for his dick the whole time
it also sucks that during his standups all you hear is the stupid fricking women in the audience that do nothing but scream for his dick the whole time
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Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:13 pm to SW2SCLA
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Dane Cook was never funny to me
I actually don't mind him in movies, but I think his stand-ups are horrible
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:19 pm to TTownTiger
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but I think his stand-ups are horrible
+1
Waiting was an OK movie, I had some laughs, but I don't see a movie just because Dane Cook is in it
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:26 pm to Ryne Sandberg
quote:
follow him on twitter
Umm I'm gonna call BS on him having a legit twitter account.
Killing Them Softly is one of my favorite stand-ups. Chappelle was great.
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:30 pm to Friend of OBUDan
His standup was even better than his show imo.
"No that does make you a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform."
shite's funny and true.
"No that does make you a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform."
shite's funny and true.
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:48 pm to emoney
I love the whole how old is fifteen really bit.
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:56 pm to emoney
quote:
"No that does make you a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform."
shite's funny and true.
Just cu I'm dressed like a cop, doesn't mean....
Posted on 1/23/11 at 10:02 pm to SW2SCLA
"Boy Oscar, you're a grouch"
"Bitch I live in a f*cking trash can!"
"Bitch I live in a f*cking trash can!"
Posted on 1/23/11 at 10:10 pm to ztucke2
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"Bitch I live in a f*cking trash can!"
Posted on 1/23/11 at 10:29 pm to SW2SCLA
I saw my car was broke into one day. So I looked around and all that I saw was missing was a snickers bar. So I started looking around for some crack head with some chocolate on his mouth. I found one, ran up to him and said 'b**ch whatchu doin with all that chocolate on your mouth!!" He looked at me and said (in daves crackhead voice) "That ain't chocolate... That's DooDoo baby!!".
I probably butchered that story.
I probably butchered that story.
Posted on 1/23/11 at 11:09 pm to ztucke2
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"Bitch I live in a f*cking trash can!"
"I'm the poorest motherfricka on Sesame St."
Posted on 1/24/11 at 12:11 am to BottomlandBrew
I think this is easily the greatest stand-up since Eddie Murphy's heyday. For a good 10-year run, Dave Chappelle was the funniest man on the planet. The man is an absolute genius. Unfortunately, as w/ so many geniuses, he's off his rocker. 
Posted on 1/24/11 at 12:14 am to Jamohn
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he's off his rocker.
i dont think so, i think its just that the show got too big too quick and it was more then he could manage. he also has complained numerous times about how fans out in public would never leave him alone and would basically bug the shite out of him, acting like idiots. i mean come on think of his audience.
Posted on 1/24/11 at 12:47 am to Deactived
gotcha bitch
Posted on 1/24/11 at 3:05 am to Friend of OBUDan
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Umm I'm gonna call BS on him having a legit twitter account.
Posted on 1/24/11 at 3:24 am to SW2SCLA
quote:Bs on that Dave Chappelle was high on a park bench in NYC and it didnt become a story?
I have a friend who was in NYC like a month ago, saw Dave sitting on a park bench stoned out of his mind and sent me a pic of them. Said he just smelled like reefer. He must just be burning herb and chilling in NYC parks. If I had the money I might do that too
He doesnt even live in New York, and there are recent pics all over the net of him and his wife taking their kids to Heat games, Christmas shopping,etc.
CNN did a segment on him a few weeks ago
This post was edited on 1/24/11 at 3:27 am
Posted on 1/24/11 at 8:58 am to Deactived
Love how he said people were coming up to him while he was with his kids and saying, hey I'm Rick James bitch.
Posted on 1/24/11 at 9:07 am to 610man
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Love how he said people were coming up to him while he was with his kids and saying, hey I'm Rick James bitch.
That's from For What It's Worth, which is also a solid stand-up special.
Posted on 1/24/11 at 9:56 am to CocomoLSU
"Zip it up and zip it out!!!"
"Uhhhh.....alright zippity doo da bye bye!"
"Uhhhh.....alright zippity doo da bye bye!"
Posted on 1/25/11 at 12:32 am to MCHamaBama
Best stand-up ever in my opinion. I love when he talks about racism in the south. 
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