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Bey has DMV connections, so he definitely wasn't a throw in.

Detroit people warned us that Weaver has a weird fetish for guys from there or that played there, and sure enough he brought in FOUR different guys from there in his first offseason here(Bey, Dickinson, Peavy, Queen). 5 if you count Poole, who was in Washington with him.

If people want to know what the roster will look like next year, literally just google guys from the DMV

re: We aren't rebuilding shite

Posted by eyeran on 4/14/26 at 12:56 pm to
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I didn’t watch the whole presser but Dumars did mentioned the possibility of getting into the first round. The only way we do that is by trading Herb/Trey/Murray.
Or by trading future firsts, which we know for a fact those idiots will do.

re: Pelicans End of Season Presser

Posted by eyeran on 4/14/26 at 10:58 am to
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"If you look at both #1 seeds, he was critical in building both of those. You look at OKC and DET right now, his print is on all of that... If you see how those guys play, its what I have been talking about, and that's why Troy was my first hire"

-- Joe Dumars on Troy Weaver
Just wake me up in a decade when the Dumars era is over, because this franchise has absolutely zero chance at success under him.

This is the most nonsensical, moronic, delusional post season presser i've ever seen. This roster is not "talented" and we aren't "close" to winning shite.

This "we have to get tougher," bullshite is just Dumars exposing that he's still trying to build a team to compete with the 89 Pistons, not win games in the 2026.

He mentions wanting to be like Boston. They dont win because they have a bunch of tough guys, They win because they have shooters wrapped around the arena. We have Trey Murphy.

re: Should pels draft fears brother

Posted by eyeran on 4/10/26 at 8:12 pm to
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Definitely need a Kennard/Spencer/Merrill type on the roster though.
Or all the 3 at once.

No good team in the league has only 2 or 3 good shooters on the roster.

Boston's been building their roster the exact same way for a decade. Tatum and Brown surrounded by a group of white dudes from DIII schools that never miss.
Pels should move into the 21st century and find people that can actually shoot the ball

We have one shooter on the entire roster and a GM the doesn't value 3s at all.

re: Dumars is exploring trading Murray

Posted by eyeran on 4/10/26 at 7:06 pm to
The two most incompetent front office people in sports are running this franchise.

I have no idea why people are so excited about them trading the few guys on the roster that we know can actually play.

re: Starting lineup tonight

Posted by eyeran on 4/7/26 at 7:28 pm to
Derik Queen has been a disaster for the last 3/4 of the season

re: Pellies at Kings

Posted by eyeran on 4/4/26 at 12:15 am to
Queen will be a decent player.

Problem is, he's an undersized, unathletic, center that thinks he's a guard.

As soon as teams actually started treating him like a guard by putting wing players on him, the big games went bye bye.

His handle is a plus for a center, but nothing wing defenders cant handle. He's gonna have improve the handle and shoot the 3 much better to play the styles he's trying to play.

re: Pellies at Kings

Posted by eyeran on 4/3/26 at 11:46 pm to
I for one, am super excited that Ren and Stimpy traded the opportunity at a generational player for the gift of watching Derik Queen fellate his mouth piece every night.

Atlanta's won 19 of their last 22 btw.

re: Pellies at Kings

Posted by eyeran on 4/3/26 at 11:28 pm to
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Refs making sure we lose
We're playing a G league team, with our entire roster, minus DJM.

Nobody in the entire Pels building should be back next year. Coaches, players, front office, janitors...

But alas. We have the two worst front office guys in the sport joining forces to run the team.

re: Pellies at Kings

Posted by eyeran on 4/3/26 at 11:22 pm to
So tired of watching Queen chew on his mouth piece and wave his finger around, bitching for calls every game.

re: Pels vs Rockets

Posted by eyeran on 3/13/26 at 9:41 pm to
Entire staff of coaches and not one thought to challenge the DJM out of bounds call.

Meltdown under the pressure of game in... March

re: Pels vs Rockets

Posted by eyeran on 3/13/26 at 9:31 pm to
Why isn't Missi on the floor for this final defensive possession?

No challenge. Not having your best defensive big on the floor?

What is Borego doing?

re: Pels vs Rockets

Posted by eyeran on 3/13/26 at 9:29 pm to
Are they really not going to challenge!!?!!?

You challenge the out of bounds and get the proximate foul call

re: Is Poole done?

Posted by eyeran on 2/12/26 at 2:40 pm to
Just like like the weird hate for DJM on this board, why are people mad a Poole? He came here and was the EXACT player he's always been. The exact player the morons running the team traded for.

Then they shut Poole and Hawkins down, trying to trade them. Were too incompetent to get it done, now they're both exiled for no other reason than the fact that Dumb and Dumber running the team have no idea what they're doing.
So do these morons pull Poole and Hawkins out of purgatory? Do they stop pretending Dejounte Murray doesn't exist?

Is Fears gonna play 48 minutes a night with no other PG on the roster?

Will Beavis and Butthead ever actually speak to the media?
Nico was the fall guy for the NBAs corruption.

Built a team that was in the Finals just months before, then traded his franchise player out of nowhere, for no reason. They hand Flagg to Dallas, fire Nico, then dump AD for scraps almost a year to the day they traded for him.

Dumars could run the Pelicans for the next 1000000 years and never make a Finals.

Two different ACLs in 10 minutes and Kellen Moore's head never leaves his play sheet

You'd we'd actually be able to score points...
Theres not a worse short yardage playcaller than Moore
A team with a 5'9" 150 lb qb wants to ban sliding. OK

Bryce Young would last 2 weeks.