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Conan the Barbarian 1982, perfect?

Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:06 pm
Is this a perfect movie? I don't think it fails at anything it tries to do, and also co-written by Oliver Stone. I grew up watching this movie and I believe even though I have seen it for almost 40 years, I have taken it for granted. Sure there are some technical failings and some sound dub issues but that is a product of the time. I think it may be the perfect movie.



ETA: I also believe it is a master class in sound track composition.

ETA: I meant to put co written by O. Stone. Thanks.


This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 10:21 pm
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:16 pm to
And also Milius, epic score by Basil Poledouris.
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:35 pm to
Wholeheartedly agree. Without a doubt a solid 10.

In 2000 (I believe) the Conan soundtrack was voted No. 12 of all time!

Don’t remember who ranked it thus but I can agree.

The melodic “theology/civilization” and “love/wifing”themes are great as is the choral chanting of the “orgy”.

And, how can you forget the Mongol chieftain ask “Conan, what is best in life?” (Watch the movie for his reply.)

And then there is this classic quote that I use on my own daughters: “There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.” — King Osric the Sotted. (Max Von Sydow)



Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:40 pm to
Stone may have co wrote it, but the entire ship was driven by Milius. Basil made into a film of epic proportions.

Simply put, it's a masterpiece of cinema.

Every casting decision is also perfect.
Sandhal Bergman you believed as a legit
Badass theif...(and she made lots of little boys feel lots of ways).

Von Sydow nearly steals the movie in 5 minutes with his Shakespearean powerhouse.

But James Earl Jones cannot be left out as one of the best villains in cinematic history. The Star Wars fanboy can have Darth Vader, I'll take Thulsa Doom.

The Riddle of Steel
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 10:49 pm
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:42 pm to
The opening scene with William Smith cautioning young Conan about the “riddle of steel” sold me right off.

Then the tattooed scout, the introduction of Thulsa Doom, the wheel of pain, and the unforgettable Casandra the Witch. (Had dreams about her.) and of course, one of the best sidekicks of all time — Subatai the Archer.

Damn, will have to watch my Blu-ray copy again this week.

Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 10:58 pm to
My favorite scenes in a film full of incredible scenes:

Palace Battle

What gods to you pray to?

Atlantean Sword

And of course.. That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 11:21 pm to
“... the lamentations of the women.”

Posted by Soul Gleaux
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 12:19 am to
quote:

the tattooed scout


Played by none other than Arnold’s good friend Franco Columbo, may he RIP.

Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 12:26 am to
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 6:45 am to
Agreed. A perfect movie.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 6:58 am to
Probably my favorite film of all time.

Beautiful.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 7:02 am to
quote:

And, how can you forget the Mongol chieftain ask “Conan, what is best in life?” (Watch the movie for his reply.)

And then there is this classic quote that I use on my own daughters: “There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.” — King Osric the Sotted. (Max Von Sydow)


Great lines, but my favorite will always be the simple one uttered by Rexor during the Palace Battle:

"You."
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 7:55 am to
It is a great flick, for sure.

Shame that "the Destroyer" wasn't nearly as good.




Anyone else here ever seen the very derivative Russian flick, based on a novel series, called "Wolfhound"? That's a damned good sword & sorcery type movie as well.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Is this a perfect movie?


No such thing, but this film had a lot to offer - Milius, prime Arnold, Vader as the villain, shot well (Duke Callaghan goes from being Sydney Pollack's DP to mainly a TV director in the 1970s, Adam-12 and near obscurity before Conan, then went on to do great things on TV again with Magnum PI and Miami Vice), great score, surprisingly good dialogue at times (and for such a product during that time). I thought the costume department even did a great job.
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:44 am to
Fantastic film. Masterpiece.

Used to joke about assembly line factory work and "the Wheel of Pain"
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Played by none other than Arnold’s good friend Franco Columbo, may he RIP.


I remember seeing him break his leg trying to carry a refrigerator on his back during The World's Strongest Man. He didn't win.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16538 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Thulsa Doom.


I remember a young me thinking it was baller as shite when he straightened out that snake and let it fly
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:50 pm to
Sad that I cannot even remember this one - but we did see Conan the Destroyer several times.

I most remember a scene with Conan breaking mirrors and the princess.





Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:53 pm to

Great movie. Was 11 when it came out and you talk about a bunch of kids loving life in the theater.

Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36898 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 3:20 pm to
I will always love me some Olivia d'Abo.
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