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Best Scenes and Lines from Christmas vacation
Posted on 12/20/17 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 12/20/17 at 5:50 pm
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 5:57 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
“ That’s pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you”
Classic. Gets me every time.
Classic. Gets me every time.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:00 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
"Honey have you checked our shitters?"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:01 pm to wolfwood
“You surprised Clark?” “ Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be any more surprised than I am right now “
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:02 pm to latigerfan2
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:16 pm to OMLandshark
just when grandma's gift starts shaking, straight up gift wrapped a cat 
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:37 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Get in the kitchen, there, get you something to eat. Go on. He's cute ain't he?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:39 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
"Clark...I can't swim"
"I know, Eddie"
"I know, Eddie"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:40 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Of course, nothing beats his going batshit after he gets his bonus.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:45 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Eddy talking about the RV: dont you go falling in love with it clark. We will be taking it when we leave next month
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:53 pm to Walking the Earth
Hey grizz... If you aren't doing anything constructive why don't you go in the living room and get my stogie!!
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
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This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:56 pm to Tiger Ryno
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:57 pm to DelU249
I like the more obscure quotes:
"Well, I can't lie to you Clark. The truth is, things ain't going too good at all. You know I told you I borrowed the RV from my neighbor? Nope. It's mine. We live in it. I had to sell off the house, the barn, the ten acres. All I kept was a 50-foot plot, the pigs and the worm farm. If only I had back the money that me and Catherine sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey players."
"What about the kids?"
"His kids can fend for themselves."
"Well, I can't lie to you Clark. The truth is, things ain't going too good at all. You know I told you I borrowed the RV from my neighbor? Nope. It's mine. We live in it. I had to sell off the house, the barn, the ten acres. All I kept was a 50-foot plot, the pigs and the worm farm. If only I had back the money that me and Catherine sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey players."
"What about the kids?"
"His kids can fend for themselves."
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:59 pm to DelU249
quote:
Wow, no one said “shitters full”
It's funny as shite, but there are much better and much more subtle lines that are hilarious.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:01 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
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I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shite he is!
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:02 pm to VinegarStrokes
I just like how it’s no big deal to him
He then looks at the neighbors
“Merry Christmas. Shitter was full”
He then looks at the neighbors
“Merry Christmas. Shitter was full”
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:06 pm to BatonRougeBuckeye
Hallelujah...holy shite!!! Where’s the Tylenol?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:10 pm to TheFolker
When Santa squeezes his fat arse down that chimney he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:13 pm to boston vol
"I can't believe that you're here standing in my living room, Eddie.... I never thought the day would come."
"Yeah I'm excited about it too!"
"Yeah I'm excited about it too!"
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