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re: Best Quotes from Major League movies

Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109287 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:53 pm to
We should've got the live chicken.
Posted by socrow
Covington,GA
Member since Sep 2012
828 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 6:30 pm to
how would you like to manage the indians?

ohhhhhhh i dont know
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 7:25 pm to
You tellin me Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28523 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 7:27 pm to
"Yo bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 7:46 pm to
Look at the scoreboard now...GRASSHOPPER
Posted by thetigerman
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Member since Sep 2006
3630 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:03 pm to
"We're out of towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers."
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12294 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:09 pm to
Jake: There are a lot of parks that wouldn't have gone out.

Vaughn: Name one

Jake: Yellowstone
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8043 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:25 pm to
Right after a game and the 3 guys are going out to eat.

Jake Taylor just pretended to hit a home run

Hayes: you got all of that one
Vaughn: yeah what was that? A slider.

Hayes: That ball wouldn't have been out in every park.
Vaughn: Oh yeah? Name one?
Hayes:Yellowstone?

Jake: That's my wife.
Hayes: Does she know that?
Jake: well she would have been. Whos that guy she's with?
Vaughn: want us to take him outside and kick the shite out of him?

Vaughn: I feel like a banker in this outfit.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:09 pm to
There was an ML3?
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17198 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Dorn hit by pitch


Nice game!!
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Santa Barbara
Member since Jan 2005
45664 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Vaughn: I feel like a banker in this outfit.


Use that often

Also use "up-side-down" from the Old Spice commercial
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
34164 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:02 pm to
"Forget about the curveball Ricky...give em the heater"
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50415 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Harry Doyle: The post-game show is brought to you by...
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.


This is probably my favorite. Uecker delivered it perfectly.
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 11:19 pm
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16149 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:18 pm to
I'll call it the masterbator.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37335 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??

Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21634 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 12:16 am to
Take over for me Monty. I'm in the bag.
Posted by Blakezilla
Americus, GA
Member since Oct 2014
497 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:13 am to
"How's your wife and my kids?"

"This guy threw at his own son at a father son game."
Posted by LSUCreole
Lost in a drunken haze
Member since Nov 2005
11676 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:15 am to
It appears Willie Mays Hays is trying to hit Rick Vaughn, and why not? Everybody else in the league has
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
34164 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:27 am to
Jake: "She said she had a better body than you. I had to defend your honor!"
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 3:04 am to
quote:

Dynamite drop-in Donnie"


Monty

That broadcasting school sure has paid off.



Dynamite drop-in Kige
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