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re: Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite

Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by PortCityTiger24
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:30 pm to
People who hate it don't get it.
Posted by PortCityTiger24
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:32 pm to
Napoleon - "this is the worst video of all time"

Kip "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that"
Posted by FloridianDog
Member since May 2013
357 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:23 am to
quote:

People who hate it don't get it.


i dont like to say "if you didnt like it, you didnt get it" in regards to movies, but it's very true in this instance
Posted by kc8876
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 4:48 am to
"You think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here?"


"Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?...............forget about it"
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 5:16 am to
Grab my wrist. My other wrist. With your other hand.

I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away
This post was edited on 11/26/13 at 5:17 am
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 5:54 am to
YOU THINK ANYBODY WANTS A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE WHILE I'M WEARING THESE BAD BOYS?

Forget about it.
This post was edited on 11/26/13 at 5:55 am
Posted by lsutiger2011
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 6:12 am to
Worst movie ever, there are no good lines
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 6:24 am to
quote:

lsutiger2011
Enlighten us with your best of. I bet you think SNL is cool.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 6:38 am to
My absolute favorite and one I use on my wife all the time......

When Uncle Rico tells Napoleon of his grandmothers mishap and Napoleons like, "I didn't know grandma went to the dunes?" And he replies, "looks like there's a lot you don't know about!"
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 6:38 am to
Betcha i could throw a football over them mountains
Posted by LSU CRAZY
Da Bestbank!!
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 6:39 am to
Tina, come get some ham!
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 7:05 am to
I caught you a delicious bass.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 7:11 am to
I don't normally go to see the same movie in the theaters multiple times, but I went to see this movie 5 times in the theater. IT got funnier each time.

Posted by BLIZZAKE7
BRLA
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 7:12 am to
Best line is when Deb knocks on the door, shows Napoleon a glamour shot and asks if he'd like to look like this and he responds "This is a girl."
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4539 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 7:55 am to
Uncle Rico,

" Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state."
Posted by AstroTiger
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Member since Oct 2007
22967 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 8:14 am to
1st time I watched this movie I thought it was the dumbest ever. Got better every time after and I loved it ever since. Laughing my arse off just reading the words in the thread with their voices.



Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 8:20 am to
quote:


YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90221 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 8:30 am to
quote:

i dont like to say "if you didnt like it, you didnt get it" in regards to movies, but it's very true in this instance


Well I gotta disagree there. The first time I saw it I thought it was terrible. The second time I thought it was better and was enjoyable. But, I was in college at the time so that humor was up my alley.

Not everyone thinks the same kind of humor is funny. There's nothing to "get", it's a comedy. Some people will like it, some won't. I think Airplane! is one of the funniest movies ever made, but if someone doesn't like it I wouldn't say they don't "get it".
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 9:25 am to
Hey Summer. Wanna play me?
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
22999 posts
Posted on 11/26/13 at 9:32 am to
"She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet."


Basically, everything that Kip says.
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