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re: Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite

Posted on 11/27/13 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by Tigris
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Member since Jul 2005
12436 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 9:49 pm to
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But, I was in college at the time so that humor was up my alley.


First time I saw it I was 45 and thought it was funny as hell.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93799 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 9:52 pm to
Someone fricked up the line earlier in the thread.


Tina! Come get your FOOD!

Eat your FOOD, you fat lard!!

I tell my wife that all the time Thankfully she gets it and knows the origin.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68649 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:31 pm to
I caught you a delicious bass.


I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
This post was edited on 11/27/13 at 10:34 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78208 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 10:49 pm to
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I caught you a delicious bass


God damn I lost it.
This post was edited on 11/27/13 at 11:23 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:21 pm to
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I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


My six year old son said this word for word to my mother in law tonight, who has never seen the movie
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
11004 posts
Posted on 11/27/13 at 11:57 pm to
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Don't be jealous that I been online chatting with babes all day







One of the funniest movies ever.
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