re: Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite

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Yeah, there's like a butt load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

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Another 2 good ones:

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?

Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.

Pedro: Like what are my skills?

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.


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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*!

Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet?

Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.

Pedro: What do you mean?

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes... probably the best that I know of.

Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something.

Napoleon Dynamite: That's a pretty good idea.

A freaking 12 gauge what do you think!?!

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things had been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.

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Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind

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This is my favorite. I still say it just because sometimes

One of the funniest scenes of the movie.

Uncle Rico's dialogue, throwing motion, and that he used Kip's steak to throw at ND.

bow to your sensei

Are you gonna eat your tots?

No.

Can I have them?

Yes.