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re: Beauty and the Beast is a tragedy and Gaston is a hero
Posted on 2/4/25 at 7:01 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/4/25 at 7:01 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Petey from severance is played by the same guy who played the beast
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Posted on 2/4/25 at 7:37 am to sqerty
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Well the dumbass couldn't hit shite with his blunderbuss
Pretty sure no one could
Posted on 2/4/25 at 7:54 am to DemonKA3268
Belle was probably the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in person last summer at Disney World
Gaston kept giving me a weird look whenever I got close to her
Gaston kept giving me a weird look whenever I got close to her
This post was edited on 2/4/25 at 9:25 am
Posted on 2/4/25 at 8:17 am to dallastiger55
The role Henry Cavill was born to play
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:51 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Beauty and the Beast is presented as the standard Disney "Grrrrl Power!" trope but is actually a fat, antisocial loser's wet dream:
-The big, strong, attractive alpha male seems just as pushy, overbearing, and repellent to the beautiful heroine as he does to said fat antisocial loser
-The Beast lives alone in the forest in an old castle with his animated furniture (i.e., in his parents' house with his action figures) not because he is a complete and utter failure, but because everyone else misunderstands him and fears his power
-A hot girl will eventually come to see past your unattractive exterior and fall in love with the true Prince that you are within if you just keep her locked in your basement long enough
-The big, strong, attractive alpha male seems just as pushy, overbearing, and repellent to the beautiful heroine as he does to said fat antisocial loser
-The Beast lives alone in the forest in an old castle with his animated furniture (i.e., in his parents' house with his action figures) not because he is a complete and utter failure, but because everyone else misunderstands him and fears his power
-A hot girl will eventually come to see past your unattractive exterior and fall in love with the true Prince that you are within if you just keep her locked in your basement long enough
Posted on 2/4/25 at 11:30 am to TheTideMustRoll
quote:bravo sir! An eloquent understanding of the tale!
The Beast lives alone in the forest in an old castle with his animated furniture (i.e., in his parents' house with his action figures) not because he is a complete and utter failure, but because everyone else misunderstands him and fears his power -A hot girl will eventually come to see past your unattractive exterior and fall in love with the true Prince that you are within if you just keep her locked in your basement long enough
Posted on 2/4/25 at 11:42 am to DMagic
quote:
Petey from severance is played by the same guy who played the beast
Wat??
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:30 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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bravo sir! An eloquent understanding of the tale!
Criticizing the Stockholm syndrome element of beauty and the beast makes sense. Championing a huge a-hole, who tries to coerce a marriage, as a hero does not.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 6:40 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Gaston was a douche.
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:06 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Gaston had muscles
IWHI
IWHI
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:51 am to Jay Are
quote:better than Prince Charming and what he did to aurora in the og sleeping beauty
Championing a huge a-hole, who tries to coerce a marriage, as a hero does not.
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:52 am to SteelerBravesDawg
quote:take it back.. Right.NOW
Gaston was a douche.
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:40 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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Jenny is the worst.
Thanos didn't go far enough
I can agree with both of those
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:41 am to TheTideMustRoll
quote:
Beauty and the Beast is presented as the standard Disney "Grrrrl Power!" trope but is actually a fat, antisocial loser's wet dream:
-The big, strong, attractive alpha male seems just as pushy, overbearing, and repellent to the beautiful heroine as he does to said fat antisocial loser
-The Beast lives alone in the forest in an old castle with his animated furniture (i.e., in his parents' house with his action figures) not because he is a complete and utter failure, but because everyone else misunderstands him and fears his power
-A hot girl will eventually come to see past your unattractive exterior and fall in love with the true Prince that you are within if you just keep her locked in your basement long enough
A tale as old as time
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:47 am to Broski
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If the same exact movie was made in 2025, this board would have had a field day.
Instead, it was made in 1991 and this board is obsessed with nostalgia, so it's fine.
The fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast" is based on a story originally written by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve, titled "La Belle et la Bête" (Beauty and the Beast), published in 1740.
It's not like this is some new "woke" story. It's an old fairy tale. There are tons of similar very old fairy tales.
Posted on 2/5/25 at 5:32 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Looks like IMDB got me. When I looked it had him as Petey but now it has him listed on the cast with no character and Petey as a different actor.
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