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re: A Minecraft Movie - RT 47% Critics, 87% Audience

Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37406 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:44 am to
Amazing what happens when you just make a kid/family friendly movie and market it that way and only that way.

So shocking
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 9:51 am to
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Amazing what happens when you just make a kid/family friendly movie and market it that way and only that way.

Yeah has nothing at all to do with the fact minecraft is one of the biggest hits of the past 20 years.....

Just make any kid/family friendly movie anx market it that way and you'll make $300 million opening weekend.

I thought Jack Black was blacklisted according to the politards?
This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 10:07 am
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7206 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:42 am to
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Just make any kid/family friendly movie anx market it that way and you'll make $300 million opening weekend


You can’t possibly go wrong with g with a kid friendly movie with a big studio behind it.















Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37406 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:44 am to
if you can’t admit that movies that have stupid shite and “messages” which also have huge IPs attached (The Marvels, Snow White, Lightyear, etc) bombed while kids/family movies that had no stupid shite or messaging (Mario, Sonic, Minecraft, Moana 2) are huge hits then we can’t help you.

“the message” hurts box office sales regardless of IP or how good a movie is.
This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 10:49 am
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:52 am to
I doubt the kids that went to see Minecraft even know what "the message" is, much less care. It's only politards that try to make it the end all be all of why every movie does well or not.

This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 11:05 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 1:26 pm to
I sat in Row 2 in the theater. Worst mistake ever.

Back in my day the front rows were never this close to the screen.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24835 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 1:32 pm to
Just got out of it, I thought it was really funny and self aware. Not sure why the downvotes on my OP. I said critics are giving poor ratings which probably means it’s good and others disagreed. I’m sure critics hate that the lead wasn’t black or the message wasn’t diagnosing kids with gender dysphoria. No preachy message outside the norm. Message was simple which was basically encouraging somewhat loner kids to embrace their creativity and strengths to get creative.
This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 1:52 pm
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 2:12 pm to
My kids saw it and loved it. I drank beers and watched baseball. We all had a great time.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16560 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 2:20 pm to
Going to see it tomorrow with my 6 year old. Hopefully it has less homosexuality then Sonic 3 had.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24835 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 3:07 pm to
Nothing woke about this movie at all and doesn’t waste any time getting into the overworld
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 3:25 pm to
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My kids saw it and loved it. I drank beers and watched baseball. We all had a great time.

That's how you are supposed to start a saturday
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59090 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 4:38 pm to
This thing is gonna make a billion.
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
85102 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 5:09 pm to
My kid loved it along with all the other kids in the theater... Lots of yelling and clapping throughout.

Acting is pretty bad IMO, but we're not talking about a movie thats going for an Oscar here.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 5:31 pm to
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the message” hurts box office sales regardless of IP or how good a movie is.

What message was behind any of these movies? Also Snow White bombed but has a 73% on the RT audience score. Feels more like you just cherry pick movies to make it sound like you have a point
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72130 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 6:18 pm to
All 7 kids with us loved it. Actually thought it was pretty entertaining from an adult perspective too. Movie was a ton of silly and innocent fun so I’m not surprised critics hated it.
This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
85102 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 6:55 pm to
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I’m not surprised critics hated it.


Like I said above, the two kid actors were terrible... Black was his normal self, Momoa had some fun lines, and the other chick was forgettable.

Based off reactions in the theater, the movie will do very well and exceed expectations $$$ wise
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18561 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:35 pm to
Just got out of it with my 10 year old

He absolutely loved it and I thought it was entertaining enough

I mainly enjoyed watching him enjoy it
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
85102 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:37 pm to
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mainly enjoyed watching him enjoy it


Same… he was joining in with the other kids clapping and screaming.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18561 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 7:39 pm to
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he was joining in with the other kids clapping and screaming.


Mine too. He clearly enjoyed the crowd experience as much as the movie
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1300 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 8:30 pm to
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he was joining in with the other kids clapping and screaming.


Mine too. He clearly enjoyed the crowd experience as much as the movie


Same, we brought our daughter and a friend, it was like a sporting event, tons of crowd participation, theater was 90% teenage boys acting exactly like you think they would, roaring, coming out of their seats, high fiveing, even throwing popcorn buckets in the air. It was insanity, had a Rocky Horror Picture Show feel.

On the way home I told the kids in 50 years the old timers will be in the nursing home yelling Chicken Junky! Or whatever that thing’s s name was, and if they showed the movie there would be dentures flying across the TV room

We had no ideas what was going on, but we enjoyed seeing the kids have fun.

There is some good 80s jokes at the beginning so that was nice for us old farts

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