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A Legitimate Idea for a Home Alone Sequel
Posted on 3/5/24 at 8:13 am
Posted on 3/5/24 at 8:13 am
I posted this in one of the Home Alone threads a long time ago but I was actually thinking today how much this could really work.
The plot: Harry and Marv are out of prison in a soup kitchen looking for one final score. Kevin McCallister, now a world-famous art thief after putting all the talents he learned in the first two movies to work, has lost everything due to a criminal friend’s betrayal. Desperate for food, Kevin goes to the soup kitchen and runs into Harry and Marv. Kevin ends up teaming up with them on a grand heist to steal his money back, teaching them how to be proper thieves (with many funny callbacks to how bad they were at being criminals). In the end, Kevin learns about friendship and loyalty from Harry and Marv, and they, in turn, realize how much they respect Kevin.
The movie's title: Homeless Alone
Make it more adult aimed at the audience who grew up loving it.
The plot: Harry and Marv are out of prison in a soup kitchen looking for one final score. Kevin McCallister, now a world-famous art thief after putting all the talents he learned in the first two movies to work, has lost everything due to a criminal friend’s betrayal. Desperate for food, Kevin goes to the soup kitchen and runs into Harry and Marv. Kevin ends up teaming up with them on a grand heist to steal his money back, teaching them how to be proper thieves (with many funny callbacks to how bad they were at being criminals). In the end, Kevin learns about friendship and loyalty from Harry and Marv, and they, in turn, realize how much they respect Kevin.
The movie's title: Homeless Alone
Make it more adult aimed at the audience who grew up loving it.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 8:39 am to theunknownknight
I think people want to remember that kid as the cute, inventive little rascal that thwarted burglars from the family home. Not some paroled criminal working in some soup kitchen and teaming up with his former adversaries.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 8:48 am to gumbo2176
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Not some paroled criminal
He’s not paroled. He’s a famous robin hood type thief betrayed and left with nothing by a partner thief.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 9:07 am to theunknownknight
I would have loved one more sequel with Harry, Marv, and Kevin, but that window has closed.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 9:57 am to theunknownknight
Sounds a little like The Italian Job.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:15 am to theunknownknight
You had me at "soup kitchen".
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:32 am to theunknownknight
Sounds better than a lot of shite they’re doing now.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:39 am to TC Kidd
The wet bandits die but before they can go to heaven they have to help Kevin's loser kids through various troubles and drama....all while Kevin and his wife are out of town!
Home Alone: Ghosted
Home Alone: Ghosted
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:45 am to theunknownknight
If it’s an A24 film…
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:56 am to theunknownknight
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He’s not paroled. He’s a famous robin hood type thief betrayed and left with nothing by a partner thief.
Well, you weren't very specific about that now, were you???
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:13 am to theunknownknight
If you’re going to have Kevin grow up and act like Home Alone took place in the real world, then you’re going to have to accept that Harry and Marv are dead.
Kevin killed them and mutilated their bodies in the first movie.
Kevin killed them and mutilated their bodies in the first movie.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:57 am to Sus-Scrofa
I'm pretty sure McCauley Culkin has left Hollywood
Posted on 3/5/24 at 6:09 pm to nicholastiger
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I'm pretty sure McCauley Culkin has left Hollywood
He was in Righteous Gemstones wasn't he?
Posted on 3/5/24 at 6:25 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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You had me at "soup kitchen".
This made me laugh.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 9:39 pm to theunknownknight
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He’s not paroled. He’s a famous robin hood type thief betrayed and left with nothing by a partner thief
You didn’t say Robin Hood type thief in your plot description.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 9:41 pm to theunknownknight
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Kevin McCallister, now a world-famous art thief after putting all the talents he learned in the first two movies to work,
his skills are literally the opposite of what an art thief does.
If anything he would work in security systems
Posted on 3/6/24 at 7:09 am to theunknownknight
Joe Pesci is like 80 so idk if he’d light his head on fire this time.
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