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re: Worst team name in NA sports

Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84991 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:24 pm to
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It was named after the owner, whose last name was Brown... I shite you not.



Paul Brown was their first coach. I don't believe he was the majority owner though.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22907 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:25 pm to
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Biscuits


Bite your tongue this is one of the best, along with all the other glorious MiLB names.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84991 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:28 pm to
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Bite your tongue this is one of the best, along with all the other glorious MiLB names.


Yeah, the unique names or regional names are fine. The bland names like Titans or Texans blow.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141199 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:28 pm to
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Cleveland Browns is up there. Wtf does that name even mean?

It was named after the owner, whose last name was Brown... I shite you not.

not owner but coach/GM... Paul Brown

and if you pay attention... the Cincinnati Bengals play in Paul Brown Stadium

Franchise Nicknames - Pro Football Hall of Fame website

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CLEVELAND BROWNS – The Cleveland All-America Football Conference franchise conducted a fan contest in 1945 to name the team. The most popular submission was “Browns” in recognition of the team’s first coach and general manager Paul Brown, who was already a popular figure in Ohio sports. Brown at first vetoed the choice and the team selected from the contest entries the name “Panthers.” However, after an area businessman informed the team that he owned the rights to the name Cleveland Panthers, from an earlier failed football team, Brown rescinded his objection and agreed to the use of his name.
This post was edited on 6/9/19 at 1:30 pm
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66582 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:37 pm to
Seems like a good thread to propose
My 3 team name change Toronto, New Orleans and Utah

New Orleans gets the Jazz back for obvious reasons
Utah gets the Raptors: Utah is actually full of fossils
Toronto: gets to bane their team after something Canadian like canadiens love to do. Something along the lines of The Maple Leafs, Northstars, Canadians, Canucks
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:44 pm to
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after something Canadian


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Northstars


???
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71155 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:44 pm to
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Dumbass move not to name them the Senators again.

I understand the mayor was against it and the caved to him.



Nationals is lame.

But I would have gone with the Grays. There's history and tradition behind that name.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141199 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:49 pm to
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after something Canadian


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Northstars


???

Minnesota is basically Canada
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22437 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:53 pm to
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Bullets was way better


I will get downvoted by the fans on here but Colt .45s to Astros is right there on "Awesome to Mickey Mouse" rebrands.

Its slightly better just because its at least connected to the city and not just an alliteration.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 2:30 pm to
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Toronto: gets to bane their team after something Canadian like canadiens love to do.


Call them the loons.

Their dollar coin is a loonie because the bird is on it. It fits!
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 2:37 pm to
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Bullets was way better



The outrage today would be worse than the Redskins outrage
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4785 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:42 pm to
Babycakes, and it's not even close. Why in the frick did they have to change it from the perfectly serviceable "Zephyrs"?

Packers are a distant second, but at least they have a winning tradition and their name has a bit of juvenile humor built in.

ETA: Best team name in all of sports has got to be the Delta State Fightin' Okra.
This post was edited on 6/9/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:47 pm to
Utah Jazz, easily.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68302 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:52 pm to
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MLS names that have United, Sporting, Club, City and so on with the names copied from Europe.
You are correct. The names are stupid. Why do they have to mimic European names and European habits like singing chanting the entire game? Totally phony, unoriginal, imitation league.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:53 pm to
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It was named after the owner, whose last name was Brown... I shite you not.

What about the St Louis Browns (present Baltimore Orioles)?
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17717 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:53 pm to
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athletics.



A great old traditional nickname, with great uniform colors since moving to Oakland.














Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68302 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:58 pm to
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Babycakes, and it's not even close. Why in the frick did they have to change it from the perfectly serviceable "Zephyrs"?
Because the yankee, trash owners wanted a boom in merchandise sales and to piss off the fans as they eyed a move to Wichita.
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Packers are a distant second, but at least they have a winning tradition.
This is stupid and listing their name makes you sound like a 15 year old. History, look it up.
Posted by GRIZZ
PRAIRIEVILLE
Member since Nov 2009
5226 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 3:59 pm to
Surprised no one mentioned the Buffalo Bills yet.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 4:01 pm to
What's wrong with that?
Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
7971 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 4:04 pm to
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