re: tOfficial 2020 NFL Draft In-Game Thread || Rd4-7 @ 11 a.m. God’s Time

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No doubt. he’s alone in the camera shot but dude probably has 10 chicks half naked walking around the pool with strawberries and champagne

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He's like Dan Bilzerian but with girls that don't look like prostitutes

Nice. Need a contingency and future plan for post-Alex Mack.

Yeah let her temp "rise up"

You got that, bitch?

Those doors probably automatically open just like the womens' legs do

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Nice. Need a contingency and future plan for post-Alex Mack.

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Might start at LG immediately

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While Kliff may only have five wins, I would bet he's a great baseball player since he's probably batting 1.000 with the women he brings back to that place

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Kliff, "hey baby wanna go back to my place?"
Girl, "hmmm I dunno it's kinda late..."
Kliff, "c'mon we'll just talk, I want to hear about your day"
Girl, "teehee ok let's go!"

15 minutes later when the gates open, Kliff's Lambo rolls up the 1/4 mile driveway, the girl begins to feel oddly...moist.

Suddenly, she's whisked through the front door. In a whirlwind of red wine and hormones, she finds herself bent over on Kliff's California king bed. She looks to her left and sees the grand master bathroom.

"Hmmm, a double vanity but only one sink is being used. That other sink could be mine." she thinks as she bucks back harder on Kliff's throbbing member.

Suddenly, she looks to her right as Kliff pulls her hair. "Oh wow, that walk in closet is only about half full with Kliff's clothes. There's plenty of space for all my stuff + more he could buy me!" she begins to fantasize as Kliff thrusts into her.

This is everything she dreamed off since being picked on freshman year of high school. Since graduating college with an English degree and no ring. Since approaching 25 as her looks and outlook on life start to sag. It's all here right in front of her for the taking...

"Blow it in me Kliff-daddy!" she screams. The prospect of motherhood, an insurance policy on her new future.

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Boring

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your posts are anything but that

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Kliff, "hey baby wanna go back to my place?"
Girl, "hmmm I dunno it's kinda late..."
Kliff, "c'mon we'll just talk, I want to hear about your day"
Girl, "teehee ok let's go!"

15 minutes later when the gates open, Kliff's Lambo rolls up the 1/4 mile driveway, the girl begins to feel oddly...moist.

Suddenly, she's whisked through the front door. In a whirlwind of red wine and hormones, she finds herself bent over on Kliff's California king bed. She looks to her left and sees the grand master bathroom.

"Hmmm, a double vanity but only one sink is being used. That other sink could be mine." she thinks as she bucks back harder on Kliff's throbbing member.

Suddenly, she looks to her right as Kliff pulls her hair. "Oh wow, that walk in closet is only about half full with Kliff's clothes. There's plenty of space for all my stuff + more he could buy me!" she begins to fantasize as Kliff thrusts into her.

This is everything she dreamed off since being picked on freshman year of high school. Since graduating college with an English degree and no ring. Since approaching 25 as her looks and outlook on life start to sag. It's all here right in front of her for the taking...

"Blow it in me Kliff-daddy!" she screams. The prospect of motherhood, an insurance policy on her new future.

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what

in

the

frick

Congrats Zuniga, remember when you were a 3 star McElwain special.

Gonna miss you bro

that's some fr33 level simping