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re: The absolute state of North Korean basketball scoring system

Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:29 am to
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:29 am to
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Mass suicide by gamblers if that was ever implemented.

Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:29 am to
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
24128 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:30 am to
End of games will have foul shooters shooting 8 FTs. It would last forever.
Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
Orlando, Florida
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:30 am to
Last three minutes i am fouling the other team as soon as they touch the ball no matter what. Lol
Posted by GatorReb
Dallas GA
Member since Feb 2009
9426 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:31 am to
haha.

Feel like no one has mentioned the craziest rule.

A field goal being 8 points in final 3 minutes. Holy shite.

A team could go from down 16 to tied in 10 seconds after a score quick turnover and another basket
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:31 am to
so getting fouled on a 3 pointer at the end of the game could actually cost a team 8 points? That's awesome
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28118 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:32 am to
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All Star game should use these rules for laughs.
Assuming all-star teams score 40 pts per quarter, and the last 3 minutes count for 8 points per basket, that would be about an extra 100+ pts per game.

We’re talking games nearing 300 points apiece
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 9:35 am
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:32 am to
Going to be ALOT of fouls
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38342 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:32 am to
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Last three minutes i am fouling the other team as soon as they touch the ball no matter what. Lol


North Korean government would counter by implementing a rule that the penalty for a foul inside the last 3 minutes is loss of a finger...
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33916 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:33 am to
I actually want these rules. Kim knows his basketball
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:37 am to
I was gonna say I cannot imagine gambling on this
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22086 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:38 am to
Imagine the VAR reviews on 3 pointers. Absolute scenes.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:38 am to
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point deducted for missed FT is hilarious


I think this is actually legit.
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
38597 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:38 am to
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I now have a laptop ready to die of e-AIDS for the sole purpose of streaming the North Korean basketball league.



I’m gonna need the name of a downtrodden franchise that has now implemented a forward thinking analytically inclined front office to follow as they make their way to the top of the league
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 9:43 am
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
13260 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:40 am to
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I don't hate the deduction of points for missed FTs,


Yeah until teams start hacking every possession
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20182 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:40 am to
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point deducted for missed FT

I love it
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151095 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:40 am to
what is the biggest north korean basketball board? i need to know what the korean boom and travis gregory stano are talking about
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:40 am to
This is why North Korea is best Korea
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38342 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:41 am to
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I was gonna say I cannot imagine gambling on this



Yep. Imagine you have a team at -12 and they have a 20 point lead with 10 seconds left in the game. Pretty safe bet in America! But not in North Korea, especially when Kim-Jong-Trifecta hits the "oh, by the way" buzzer-beating shot from behind the 3-point arc that counts for 8....and since he swished it it counts for 9 and your team fails to cover.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 9:43 am
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:42 am to
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are talking about

North Korea stackkcked
South Korea fucckekked
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