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re: In the ESPN Magazine "Body Issue" do they wear cock socks or something?

Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88334 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:05 pm to
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That's what you're focusing on huh?

anything wrong with that?
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13606 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:09 pm to
I respect that you're secure enough to make this thread. I haven't seen the body issue save for pulling up the youtube vid of Christian Press' photoshoot ( ) but I salute you for being possibly the manliest man on this site.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:11 pm to
Nope...ESPN should feature a naked male form in every issue, IMFO.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:13 pm to
wow. A man asked this question?



Can't be a real man. Welcome to the board:

helenhendersonshands
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

wow. A man asked this question?




Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:24 pm to
I wouldn't touch you with a 10n foot pole


anyway helen since you have never been in a pro locker room I'll give you a heads up. Athlete's have no bigger penis than the normal men you sleep with.

In fact, a 3B who played in Milwaukee and Colorado had such a small micro penis that we had to warn new reporters who would cover the team not to look for fear of one of them busting out in a full out laugh. It happened once and was quite the scene
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:24 pm to
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Yeah, the chicks weren't that hot. The dudes were meaty AF though. Interesting to see.


Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63722 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:36 pm to
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In fact, a 3B who played in Milwaukee and Colorado had such a small micro penis that we had to warn new reporters who would cover the team not to look for fear of one of them busting out in a full out laugh. It happened once and was quite the scene



I'm sure Jeff Cirillo doesn't appreciate you talking about him on the Internet
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:46 pm to
I spoke no names. Lots of players pass through lots of towns.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:49 pm to
Dude. You are being so gay right now.



Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:53 pm to
thanks, I try and spread cheer as much as possible

Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
Member since Jun 2011
955 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:53 pm to
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I bet Wilfork's dick looks like a coke can.


Which begs the question if a person gains a lot of weight does it add girth to his cock?
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48904 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:56 pm to
Anyone hear the Jay Mohr interview with Ron Darling on Fox Sports Radio last week? It basically evolved into a conversation about dick sizes of the 1986 Mets
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63722 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:57 pm to
I can only imagine what Kevin Mitchell was packing
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 4:59 pm to
No, I tried.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48904 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:04 pm to
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I can only imagine what Kevin Mitchell was packing


Strawberry was the one who came up first. Darling said he was the most "physically gifted" baseball player he ever saw and ended his sentence about Strawberry with the phrase hung like a mule.

He then proceeded to say the exact opposite about Lenny Dykstra.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19699 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:16 pm to
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In fact, a 3B who played in Milwaukee and Colorado had such a small micro penis that we had to warn new reporters who would cover the team not to look for fear of one of them busting out in a full out laugh. It happened once and was quite the scene



Did somebody just tell the planet about Jeff Cirillo's tiny penis?
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19499 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 7:29 pm to
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not everyone has saggy balls. if everyone did, saggy wouldn't be saggy, they'd just be balls


That's some eloquently-stated wisdom right there.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23367 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 7:31 pm to
You call out the openly gay guy's post for being gay, then proceed to draw upon your professional experience of staring at cocks in locker rooms?

Well played.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 7:54 pm to
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There's one pic of Arrieta where his glove is over his dick and balls but it doesn't look like he gave himself a bunch of room. It looked like a hot day, too. My sack would have been hanging pretty low in that situation.
















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