re: Favorite Sports Talk Radio Running Gags

He had a rant on chiropractors that was hilarious. This is the AI summary.

2001? holy shite. To this day I still make bent pen comments when someone talks about going to a chiropractor

Yeah, where does the time go? I went to a tour stop at The Palace in 2003.

Fake Billy Tubbs on The Ticket in Dallas. Absolutely insane segments.

Or my daaad, Eaaaaaaaaarrlllllll

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The large vodka swilling pickled hippopotamus who hated his first non-Tiger mom first wife so much that he wanted to go full horny on a foreigner so he signed up to kill Archduke Ferdinand so that Vietnam would invade Korea in Afghanistan to that he could sniff the crotches of a line of factory workers that he sensed one had unknowingly dropped an egg from her fallopian tubes that possessed the faint whiff of a great short game so that he could chase her out of the Foxconn factory in Singapore and into a speedboat where she took off across the Pacific and he followed her in a go-kart that was on a pontoon until she reached the mainland in Iowa then traveled from there to San Francisco and Earl had his hound dog nose up her rump the whole time until she locked herself into a cell in Alcatraz until she could make a paper mache head for her escape on a makeshift raft that he chased her after strapping himself to a great white shark until finally he cornered her in a shed in upstate Kentucky and she finally and enthusiastically consented to him laying his massive walrus body on her fragile carriage and introduced his DNA vomiting convulsive baby stick into her miraculous self-lubricating slime tunnel until 9 months later she had to squat next to a breakfast table in a Montana diner and BM out a 15-time PGA winning fetus onto the Spanish tiled floor and she kept eating her eggs, pancake and half sausage link while the waitress dust panned up the placenta and added it to the daily special.

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The old drops on the Ticket in dallas are GOAT. Especially during the hardline days when greggo was still there.

They had one of norm hitzgis which was a cut up of various real audio clips of him ranting, laughing and shite and it made it soind like he was high doing coke and other drugs...