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re: Sign on bonuses with no matching raise the next year
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:05 am to rowbear1922
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:05 am to rowbear1922
guy is either trolling or really bad at understanding financial math. probably both
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:10 am to oklahogjr
quote:
guy is either trolling or really bad at understanding financial math. probably both
The amount of butthurt in his last few posts tells me he isn't trolling. He is just that stupid, even after being proven wrong over and over again, to accept reality.
Normally this kind of vitriol stays away from the MB, so I give him props for stirring shite up on a generally calm board.
ETA: Nevermind, I just went through some of his post history. He likes to argue just for argument's sake....he also has an unusual fascination with posting about dick (am I am not talking about the past vice prez).
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 9:17 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:30 am to HogFanfromHTown
I didn't read through this entire thread so I apologize if this point has already been talked about.
If I were you I'd go into my bosses office today and tell him either I get another 7% sign on bonus or I quit.
Let us know how that goes.....
If I were you I'd go into my bosses office today and tell him either I get another 7% sign on bonus or I quit.
Let us know how that goes.....
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:33 am to LSURussian
Shocked that this thread got to 11 pages in a day
MTB just handed this kid a strong dose of reality...over and over and over and over again for the last 10 pages.
I just saw he lives in Dallas...we could share an employer

MTB just handed this kid a strong dose of reality...over and over and over and over again for the last 10 pages.
I just saw he lives in Dallas...we could share an employer

Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:33 am to HogFanfromHTown
I haven't had a raise in idk 4 or 5 years ... I have no retirement other than what me/husband put aside ... I get not bonus. What's your issue??
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:33 am to HogFanfromHTown
quote:
3% is the most we are allowed to give" which felt like a lie.
It wasn't a lie. Their guidelines say that 3% is the most they are allowed to give to people that don't even understand the difference between base/recurring salary and a one-time signing bonus.
For other people they are allowed to give more than 3%.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:34 am to HogFanfromHTown
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No I'm doing work for 96% of my total compensation for last year. Which is ridiculous.
No you are dickweed. Take out your "bonus" and you are making 3% more. Notice, it was not an ANNUAL bonus, it was a SIGN ON bonus. Aka, one and done.
My ANNUAL bonus can range from ~5-15% so my actual gross fluctuates.
If you worked for me, and I read this, I would fire you immediately.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:39 am to HogFanfromHTown
quote:Everyone take notice. The above is a top shelf, industrial strength, Def Con 1, message board melt.
Suck my fricking dick 7% is nothing. That's over 40%. I'm so done with you fricking accountant arse motherfrickers. I'm sorry y'all don't provide actual value to your corpprations unless your cooking the books so anyone bitching about their pay in ungrateful but suck my fricking dick. I hope your fricking job gets automated.I can show in real dollars what my value to yhe company is and you can suck my fricking dick for wanting yo be acknowledged and fairly compensated for it. Go frick yourselves I am done with this thread. Anchor this bitch or continue to have a circle jerk calling me an entitled cuck I don't give a shite. I'm out
It made me think of this:

This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 9:41 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:39 am to TheDeathValley
Looks like the dipshit is back lurking. When everyone but him has 1 single downvote, it's a dead giveaway.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:43 am to HogFanfromHTown
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if you don't see the connection between downvoting the shite out of someone complaining about the compensation of their job and right wing advocacy you really are stupid.
This soy boy is ate up with the hillary disease

Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:43 am to TheDeathValley
Guaranteed that Op made a large purchase (vehicle, home, etc) based on last year’s income, and is now freaking out because the numbers are going to be different this year
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:44 am to tiger91
I’m going on 6 years without a raise. Haha.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:44 am to fillmoregandt
quote:
Guaranteed that Op made a large purchase (vehicle, home, etc) based on last year’s income, and is now freaking out because the numbers are going to be different this year
By $2k TOTAL. The difference between his paycheck currently and what he wants is $75 BEFORE tax.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:45 am to HogFanfromHTown
quote:
I can show in real dollars what my value to yhe company is and you can suck my fricking dick for wanting yo be acknowledged and fairly compensated for it.
Well damn, then it sounds like you have a clear cut case for demanding a raise. If they don't give it to you, I'm sure one of your company's competitors will be willing to pay you more, or give you another sign-on bonus. The sky is your limit, baw.

This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 9:47 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:47 am to HogFanfromHTown
Plenty of companies only do COL raises annually. I am aware if 3 very well performing corps at the head of their respective indistries that only do COL raises. Any real rIse has to be tied to a promotion.
Prove you’re worth it. By the sounds of it, you aren’t. So you’ll huff and ouff your way out the door. Only to take another job and fimd out the new place still expects you to prove your worth.
I know thats a difficult concept for you. Good luck.
Prove you’re worth it. By the sounds of it, you aren’t. So you’ll huff and ouff your way out the door. Only to take another job and fimd out the new place still expects you to prove your worth.
I know thats a difficult concept for you. Good luck.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:48 am to HogFanfromHTown
quote:
Suck my fricking dick 7% is nothing. That's over 40%. I'm so done with you fricking accountant arse motherfrickers. I'm sorry y'all don't provide actual value to your corpprations unless your cooking the books so anyone bitching about their pay in ungrateful but suck my fricking dick. I hope your fricking job gets automated.I can show in real dollars what my value to yhe company is and you can suck my fricking dick for wanting yo be acknowledged and fairly compensated for it. Go frick yourselves I am done with this thread. Anchor this bitch or continue to have a circle jerk calling me an entitled cuck I don't give a shite. I'm out
Now this is a melt. Well done soyboi.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:48 am to LSURussian
When HogFanfromHTown was in middle school he was the kid on xbox live saying he fricked everyone's mom after he got killed on Halo.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:49 am to HogFanfromHTown
quote:
Felt
Get your feelings out of it, jesus christ. I felt like they lied so that means they lied. Dur hur dur.
Moron
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:50 am to HogFanfromHTown
Jesus, kid, it was a signing bonus not part of your base pay.
You're still earning a higher salary. Now then last year.
Unless you want to spend your time hopping from job to job for catching more signing bonuses, get over yourself and you inability to understand words.
You're still earning a higher salary. Now then last year.
Unless you want to spend your time hopping from job to job for catching more signing bonuses, get over yourself and you inability to understand words.
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