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Sandisk is crazy!
Posted on 5/19/26 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 5/19/26 at 5:10 pm
Up 40X in a year.
Will earn more this quarter than the stock was worth 18 months ago.
Will earn more this quarter than the stock was worth 18 months ago.
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 5:46 pm to Big Scrub TX
Feel like all this ai stuff is fake
The nvidia guy got tired of having to work hard to sell graphics cards to gamers which are notoriously the bitchiest demographic so he pretended that crypto bros were mining with them. Fake money/ fake orders and everybody was happy but it didn’t move the stock price much
A new scheme was needed. Other tech bros were brought in and a program was created that made the Google friendly for boomers to use, combined all the features of Microsoft word and excel (that boomers never learned how to use) so that they could fire their millennials and Gen Z employees, and make funny pictures of Trump. They called it “artificial intelligence”
Once the investor class that happens to be a certain age group saw the funny trump pictures and heard nvidia was involved the stock price shot up. Other tech companies got jealous so they conspired to move money around to each other and make it look like they were all part of this new “ai” and Sandisk was one of the last ones saying it needs “memory”
Artificial intelligence was invented in like 2003 on aol instant messenger and they called it smarterchild. And it ran on windows 98 computers. All this hubbub is fake
ETA: wanted to say again that gamergate changed the world more than anyone will admit. Besides getting trump elected by being the ignition behind the cultural pendulum shift, gamergate caused a wave of Luddism in gaming technology. Gamers stopped buying the new woke slop and stuck to familiar titles and investment in the gaming industry slowed to a crawl. Which caused the shift to “AI”
The nvidia guy got tired of having to work hard to sell graphics cards to gamers which are notoriously the bitchiest demographic so he pretended that crypto bros were mining with them. Fake money/ fake orders and everybody was happy but it didn’t move the stock price much
A new scheme was needed. Other tech bros were brought in and a program was created that made the Google friendly for boomers to use, combined all the features of Microsoft word and excel (that boomers never learned how to use) so that they could fire their millennials and Gen Z employees, and make funny pictures of Trump. They called it “artificial intelligence”
Once the investor class that happens to be a certain age group saw the funny trump pictures and heard nvidia was involved the stock price shot up. Other tech companies got jealous so they conspired to move money around to each other and make it look like they were all part of this new “ai” and Sandisk was one of the last ones saying it needs “memory”
Artificial intelligence was invented in like 2003 on aol instant messenger and they called it smarterchild. And it ran on windows 98 computers. All this hubbub is fake
ETA: wanted to say again that gamergate changed the world more than anyone will admit. Besides getting trump elected by being the ignition behind the cultural pendulum shift, gamergate caused a wave of Luddism in gaming technology. Gamers stopped buying the new woke slop and stuck to familiar titles and investment in the gaming industry slowed to a crawl. Which caused the shift to “AI”
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:25 pm to el Gaucho
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el Gaucho
ilu
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:34 pm to JoeBobRuby
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el Gaucho
…will be proven correct.
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