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We Need Some Aggie Jokes
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:08 pm
This TM shite is taking the fun out of football. Weed is fun. TM is fun. Put them together and you get NO FUN.
So..Aggie jokes please....
I heard you can't drive around the Aggie campus with your windows open or they throw a diploma in!
So..Aggie jokes please....
I heard you can't drive around the Aggie campus with your windows open or they throw a diploma in!
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:12 pm to Meaux Bettah
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:14 pm to Meaux Bettah
Why do we need Aggie jokes? I thought just saying the word Aggie was joke enough. Isn't anything else just overkill?
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:15 pm to Meaux Bettah
What's the difference between Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:16 pm to Meaux Bettah
How does an Aggie know how to put on his underwear? Yellow side in front, brown side in back.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:16 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
The aggies are now in the SEC... 
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:17 pm to Hair of the Dog
80 pages if some good aggie jokes start 
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:17 pm to Meaux Bettah
My Dad's Joke +/-1967
After the Aggie team plane had a rough landing at the BR airport:
Pilot: Shortest runway I've ever seen!
co-pilot: Yeah, but it sure is wide!
After the Aggie team plane had a rough landing at the BR airport:
Pilot: Shortest runway I've ever seen!
co-pilot: Yeah, but it sure is wide!
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:22 pm to evansky
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:25 pm to Meaux Bettah
Aggie is getting ready to marry a girl with a heart condition. Her father calls him in to have a talk. "Son I know you and Suzy are getting pretty serious but there's something about her you oughta know. She's got acute angina."
"Well that's good," says the Aggie, "cause she ain't got no tits."
"Well that's good," says the Aggie, "cause she ain't got no tits."
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:29 pm to MountainTiger
How do you drown an aggie? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:31 pm to MountainTiger
Did you hear about the aggie that went to rake the leaves? He broke his leg when he fell out of the tree.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:34 pm to Meaux Bettah
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:35 pm to DocBugbear
No joke needed for aggies. Drive around college station and check out their fat women and male cheerleaders and you will realize no joke is good enough
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:38 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Hugo Stiglitz
Wtf
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:38 pm to Meaux Bettah
So this Aggie couple just got married and both of them are virgins with anything but livestock.
Anywho... They're sitting there quietly on the end of their bed trying to figure out how to go about things.
Finally the wife looks at her husband and says "Hey honey... Why don't you take that thing you're playing with all the time and stick it where I pee."
So he put his bowling ball in the sink.
Anywho... They're sitting there quietly on the end of their bed trying to figure out how to go about things.
Finally the wife looks at her husband and says "Hey honey... Why don't you take that thing you're playing with all the time and stick it where I pee."
So he put his bowling ball in the sink.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:47 pm to yurintroubl
There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"
Posted on 8/13/12 at 10:54 pm to Meaux Bettah
People got shot in Aggie land, now is not the appropriate time.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:09 pm to Duzz
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People got shot in Aggie land, now is not the appropriate time.
People get shot in BR most weekends too, yet everyone's first reaction is that BRCIOOC.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:16 pm to Duzz
jeeeez.
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