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re: Things Brian Kelly Should Not Do

Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21452 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:45 pm to
Forget his bullet proof vest in New Orleans.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10200 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:45 pm to
Scream RTWFU
This post was edited on 8/27/22 at 7:45 pm
Posted by I 10 one lane merge
Member since Oct 2018
202 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:45 pm to
Toss dive!

Turn face red in the first game.
This post was edited on 8/27/22 at 7:47 pm
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:48 pm to
Don't: Think you hold the ball and a small lead and run the clock out by running the ball on every down.

Do: End the half by pretending it is a necessary score to win the game... it just might be.
Posted by Gus Tinsley
NW LA.
Member since May 2008
3346 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Things Brian Kelly Should Not Do


Lose to FSU!
Posted by Tim
Texas
Member since Jan 2005
7052 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:49 pm to
Don't eat grass...
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11386 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Scream RTWFU


Will let this slide if it's said in Tuscaloosa after a win.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37327 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:52 pm to
We have an actual top-tier college head football coach for the first time since Saban left for the Dolphins.

The ONLY thing CBK needs at this point in time is two calendar years to fully implement his own personnel from top to bottom of this program.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64338 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:53 pm to
Don't wear animal heads.

















Posted by bengalmd
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2021
4496 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:57 pm to
Don’t speak to the sideline reporter and tell her what the actual game plan is going to be. “ We’re going to be blitzing a lot more-but we will disguise it.”
Posted by BigPapiDoesItAgain
Amérique du Nord
Member since Nov 2009
2770 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:58 pm to
Don't: Win the toss and elect to receive...That was his deal at ND, virtually never defer when winning the toss.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
72625 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Don’t blow a 21-0 halftime lead in your first game in TS.




oooooooooooooooooof
Posted by cassopher
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2010
701 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:13 pm to
Eat his booger on national TV.
Posted by GeauxHouston
Houston,TX
Member since Nov 2013
4394 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:16 pm to
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and bring the rug rats to practice.

How do y’all tards still believe this
Posted by tigersruledude
Member since Oct 2005
1484 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:17 pm to
Ever say the word “family” on a microphone again.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Things Brian Kelly Should Not Do


1. Don't wait for a text from Lane Kiffin to tell him it's ok to blitz.

2. Don't threaten fans by saying you can make them disappear at your favorite down the bayou fishing hole.

3. Wear a shirt if you chose to run in public.
Posted by kkv75
Member since Sep 2017
4890 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:21 pm to
Don't take anyone "down to the fishin hole."
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Don't take anyone "down to the fishin hole."
Kelly would "take them to the maash", specifically the Fenns, anyway.

And he wouldn't be dumb enough to...
A) announce it to the world
B) do it himself, gots people for that
Posted by HoustonTigerNKaty
Member since Aug 2018
620 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:27 pm to
Tell the players to send earrings back to mama. Ask Lou Tepper for linebacker advice. Describe someone as “high motor.” Divorce his wife 6 months after a Tom Rinaldi piece.

Be naked with a shark. Give his Notre Dame side piece a job on staff. Dont take said side piece on a motorcycle ride. Tweet YESSIR on a recruiting commitment.
Posted by misey94
Hernando, MS
Member since Jan 2007
23327 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Short side option


Ironic since Daniels and Goodwin are actually fast enough to make that play work.
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