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The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:14 pm
Come on people, it's a tradition.
Post your best ones here.
How many Aggie freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None, it's a sophomore class at A&M.
Post your best ones here.
How many Aggie freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None, it's a sophomore class at A&M.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:16 pm
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:15 pm to TXGunslinger10
Texas A&M
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:16 pm to TXGunslinger10
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:19 pm to PapaPogey
their dilusional fanbase
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:20 pm to TXGunslinger10
Why did the Aggie Cheerleader return her vibrator?**
Because it kept chipping her teeth.
** Alternative for Aggies:
Why did the Aggie Yell-leader return his vibrating dildo?
It kept chipping his teeth
Because it kept chipping her teeth.
** Alternative for Aggies:
Why did the Aggie Yell-leader return his vibrating dildo?
It kept chipping his teeth
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:22 pm to dallastiger55
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
-They get rid of all the animals that kick.
-They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:23 pm to Statestreet
Why did the Aggie stare at a frozen orange juice can for over an hour?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please," said the Aggie. "I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Because it said 'concentrate'.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please," said the Aggie. "I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:24 pm to Statestreet
quote:
Why did the Aggie Cheerleader return her vibrator?**
Because it kept chipping her teeth.
I heard some douchebag FL fan screaming this in a bathroom in BHG. Except he changed the team to LSU. No one laughed.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:25 pm to phideauxlsu
Phideauxlsu
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:25 pm to phideauxlsu
How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - one to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
Did you hear that they banned "the wave" at the Aggie Stadium?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.
What do you call an Aggie skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a "Hide and Seek" game.
100 - one to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
Did you hear that they banned "the wave" at the Aggie Stadium?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.
What do you call an Aggie skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a "Hide and Seek" game.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:26 pm to DustyDinkleman
What's a good pickup line at an Aggie Bar?
Pardon me, can I push your stool in for you.
Pardon me, can I push your stool in for you.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:26 pm to dallastiger55
quote:
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
-They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Good one....
I met an Aggie who said he used to breed dogs.
He had to stop because the claws kept tearing up his back.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:27 pm to TXGunslinger10
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Krispies?
-Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.
-Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:27 pm to TXGunslinger10
quote:
The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Jokes are unnecessary when you have this.
LINK
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:28 pm to Statestreet
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.
How can you tell when an Aggie has used your computer?
There's "White-Out" all over the screen.
Did you hear about the two Aggies who ran into a bar?
The second one should have seen it coming.
Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.
How can you tell when an Aggie has used your computer?
There's "White-Out" all over the screen.
Did you hear about the two Aggies who ran into a bar?
The second one should have seen it coming.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:29 pm to phideauxlsu
quote:
How can you tell when an Aggie has used your computer?
There's "White-Out" all over the screen.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:31 pm to phideauxlsu
How do you know your getting close to aTm?
The sheep back up to the fence.
The sheep back up to the fence.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:31 pm to phideauxlsu
How did the Aggie break his leg playing golf?
He fell off the ball washer!
Short version... Two aggies are drivin down a farm road one day when they notice one of their fellow aggies in a row boat rowing away...in a cornfield. The driver tells his buddy to go out there and get him cause thats how aggies get a bad name. His passenger, looking ashamed replies, "you better go get him, I can't swim."
He fell off the ball washer!
Short version... Two aggies are drivin down a farm road one day when they notice one of their fellow aggies in a row boat rowing away...in a cornfield. The driver tells his buddy to go out there and get him cause thats how aggies get a bad name. His passenger, looking ashamed replies, "you better go get him, I can't swim."
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:37 pm to phideauxlsu
How did the Aggie break his neck drinking water?
The toilet seat fell on his head.
The toilet seat fell on his head.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:38 pm to phideauxlsu
There ar only 3 Aggie jokes, the rest are true.
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