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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread

Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19352 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:18 am to
Why did the aggie's chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the aggie cross the road? He was "stuck".
Posted by SouGent
Sherman, TX
Member since Jul 2007
1966 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:24 am to
Did you hear about the Aggie who locked the keys in his car?

It took him 2 hours to get his family out.
Posted by WTIGER
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
991 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:34 am to
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18461 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18461 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:37 am to
Why don't the aggies serve ice in their drinks? the guy with the recipe graduated.
Posted by bigeztiger
Columbus Ohio
Member since Jul 2011
5092 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:15 am to
Posted by ken757
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2010
255 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 1:32 pm to
Two Aggie buddies joined the Highway Patrol and were out cruising near Waxahachie when they pulled over a speeder. Aggie 1 was filling out the paper work and asked Aggie 2 how to spell Waxahachie. Aggie 2 says, "W-A-C-.....; W-A-H..... Oh, hell, let him go and we will catch him again in Waco!"
Posted by Nedreaux
San Diego
Member since Sep 2011
183 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 3:57 pm to
How do you kill an Aggie?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.


How do you entertain an Aggie for hours?

Scroll down-v


























Scroll up-^
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17996 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22790 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:25 pm to
Two Aggies decide one day that they want to go ice fishing. They grab their fishing gear, bundle up for the cold and head out. While chipping away at the ice, they hear a booming voice from above; "There are no fish in the ice!"

The Aggies look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. "There are no fish in the ice!" The booming voice said again.

The Aggies once again look at each other, shurg their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. Much louder, the booming voice says "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"

The Aggies look up, and one of them says "Is that you God?" The voice replies "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria. There are no fish in our ice skating rink."
This post was edited on 10/16/12 at 5:36 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22790 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:26 pm to
What do you call a sheep that can out run an Aggie?












Virgin wool.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12095 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:48 pm to
You hear about the Aggie terrorist who burnt his llips on a tailpipe??? He was trying to blow up a car....
Posted by Tigerntx
NOLA
Member since Jul 2011
1309 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:51 pm to
Jesus last words to the Aggies, "Play dumb till I get back".
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126963 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:56 pm to
What do you call an Aggie with an IQ of 82?




Gifted...


:rimshot:
Posted by MSWebfoot
Hernando
Member since Oct 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:21 pm to
LSU grad and Aggie grad pissing off the boat dock. Aggie grad says "man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."
Posted by Cajun Devil Dog
Annandale, VA
Member since Nov 2011
339 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:26 pm to
How do you drive an Aggie crazy?

Put them in a round room and tell them to piss in the corner
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12095 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:48 pm to
An Aggie girl gets pulled over and hands the cop her student i.d. The cop grins an unzips his pants. The Aggie girl says: "Oh shite officer, not the breath test again....."
This post was edited on 10/16/12 at 7:49 pm
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:06 pm to
How did the aggie break his leg raking leaves?
he fell out of the tree

aggies think Peter Pan is something you keep next to your hospital bed

aggies think asphalt means rectum trouble



Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:13 pm to
The aggie thought his nose was haunted, because someone told him they could see boogers in it.
Posted by CasualTiger
Henrico, Virginia
Member since Feb 2008
7 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:09 pm to
Did you hear about the Aggie who thought he was allergic to his wife?

He went to the end of the bed until the swelling went down.
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