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Spinoff: What's the worst thing you've ever done to an Auburn fan??
Posted on 9/16/13 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 9/16/13 at 1:15 pm
Give us some true stories. We all know of piss bombs and flipping port-o-potties, but I doubt many on here have actually done that.
While Auburn is one of my favorite teams to hate, I've never done anything too horrible. Besides the normal heckling the worst I've done is taken on of their chairs that was along the side walk and hung it up on a fence in a construction area. I was promptly fussed at by some LSU old lady fan who was walking by, but oh well not one shite was given. What's the worse you've done?? Truthfully.
While Auburn is one of my favorite teams to hate, I've never done anything too horrible. Besides the normal heckling the worst I've done is taken on of their chairs that was along the side walk and hung it up on a fence in a construction area. I was promptly fussed at by some LSU old lady fan who was walking by, but oh well not one shite was given. What's the worse you've done?? Truthfully.
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Posted on 9/16/13 at 1:17 pm to Dash Right Germans
Back in 09, some dude was bi-polar as shite. We tigerbaited him while he was walking up the upper deck steps, and he laughed and came shake our hands..we were like what the frick.
5 minutes later, the guy was pointing at us, telling us to F off, he would be all of our asses, etc.
He was threatening to "eat our hearts" and throw us off the upper deck. All we did was tigerbait the clown(when he walked up) and make fun of his pom poms
5 minutes later, the guy was pointing at us, telling us to F off, he would be all of our asses, etc.
He was threatening to "eat our hearts" and throw us off the upper deck. All we did was tigerbait the clown(when he walked up) and make fun of his pom poms
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:17 pm to Dash Right Germans
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What's the worst thing you've ever done to an Auburn fan??
The last time I was at an LSU-Auburn game in Tiger Stadium was 2005. I managed to kidnap a few kids and a couple of old ladies and have had them tied up in my basement ever since. I did put a TV down there for them so they could watch the 2010 BCS NC game. Anyways, it's been 8 years now. I had to start whoring out the old ladies to pay the expenses of feeding them all corn dogs. Other than that, I can't really think of anything bad I've done to any of them.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:21 pm to Dash Right Germans
A couple of them stopped by our tailgate after the last-second win in 2007. They were lost and just stopped to ask directions. They were pretty cool, but they asked for a beer and I didn't give it to them because it was my last one.
I know...brutal. I'm probably single-handedly responsible for our bad rep with them.
I know...brutal. I'm probably single-handedly responsible for our bad rep with them.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:21 pm to Dash Right Germans
In 2003 we were down by the Vet School looking for a place to park. An elderly Auburn couple about 75 or so came up to us saying LSU is their second favorite team,etc.
Enough of that nonsense. We hauled their rearend up over the levee and waterboarded them in the Mississippi.
Enough of that nonsense. We hauled their rearend up over the levee and waterboarded them in the Mississippi.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:26 pm to Dash Right Germans
I poisoned a tree and blamed it on some old Bama fan from New Orleans
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:31 pm to Dash Right Germans
In 2006 @ Auburn we had a British Football Hooligan with us. It was his first American FB game. Among the highlights:
-Before the game he stole some AU fan's football as they were playing catch. When the guy asked for his ball back, he hit him in the head with it.
-Tried to fight 10 students in the stadium after he mouthed off about their eagle
-threw up in the middle of the bleachers right before halftime
-Passed out in the entrance and was escorted out of the stadium
-Had me stop on the way out of town so he could push a kid waving a pom pom into a ravine.
Dude was 6'6 and out of his mind.
-Before the game he stole some AU fan's football as they were playing catch. When the guy asked for his ball back, he hit him in the head with it.
-Tried to fight 10 students in the stadium after he mouthed off about their eagle
-threw up in the middle of the bleachers right before halftime
-Passed out in the entrance and was escorted out of the stadium
-Had me stop on the way out of town so he could push a kid waving a pom pom into a ravine.
Dude was 6'6 and out of his mind.
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:33 pm to twoifbysea
I have raped multiple fans starting with the 2003 NC game.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:34 pm to Dash Right Germans
I teabagged my good friends (Auburn Grad) salsa when he was in the bathroom during the Cam Newton show a few years ago
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:36 pm to Dash Right Germans
I hurled a glass whiskey bottle at an old man and his two children when I was a freshman in college. The bottle broke right in front of them causing shards of glass to cut their legs. I actually felt kind of bad about it 
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:36 pm to Dash Right Germans
I dated a co-worker who was an Auburn grad, but dumped her to get back with an old girlfriend. She probably would have been happier if I'd just smacked her with a piss balloon.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:36 pm to Dash Right Germans
I once told an Auburn fan that the game was sold out and they could not come in.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:37 pm to Dash Right Germans
remember that lil fire in 96??
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:38 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Auburn fans aren't as bad as gumps though
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:43 pm to Burt Reynolds
Take their money.... 
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:46 pm to Dash Right Germans
threw this guy Chizik in an old water well and hollered at him "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
wait... you said worst done to an AU fan. my bad.
wait... you said worst done to an AU fan. my bad.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:46 pm to Dash Right Germans
I always punch some of those the 12 year old dweebs and me and my friends normally light a few of their cars on fire before fricking their daughters. So I guess I keep it pretty mild for the Auburn game, you should see me when the gumps come to town though.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:48 pm to Dash Right Germans
stole food from their tailgate
made sexual comments about their women
attempted to "shoot down" their mascot
made fun of the phrase "wiggle wiggle war dem iggle!"
made sexual comments about their women
attempted to "shoot down" their mascot
made fun of the phrase "wiggle wiggle war dem iggle!"
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:50 pm to Dash Right Germans
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