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re: Somebody call an Ambulance for Sam Burns. He is choking

Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by made4lsu
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2009
6171 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:47 pm to
They aren’t showing any of his shots in the coverage. Only 4 off the lead and no coverage
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31586 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Rory has ice in his veins.


Lol, Rory is the biggest choker amongst the elite golfers in the game
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8273 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:51 pm to
Choking on Sunday at the Masters doesn’t make you a choker. Choking in every Major you have the lead in on Sunday makes you a choker. In this case one stroke off.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8615 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:54 pm to
Six men have won the career Grand Slam in modern professional golf, defined as winning all four major championships (Masters, PGA Championship, U.S. Open, and Open Championship) at any point in their careers. These players are Gene Sarazen, Ben Hogan, Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods, and Rory McIlroy.

But yeah, Rory is a big-time choker.
Posted by Neilfish
Member since Jun 2006
3687 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:54 pm to
Let’s watch every shitty shot Scheffler does
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8615 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

JerryTheKingBawler


I have an image in my mind of you as a 350 pounder sitting in a lazy boy, criticizing professional athletes.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
21520 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Rory is the biggest choker amongst the elite golfers in the game

Wow. Ok.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8273 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 3:02 pm to
I can do 100 pushups with your ol’ lady on my back
Posted by BigJR
Red Stick, LA
Member since Sep 2005
114 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 3:04 pm to
It’s almost like when something good happens fans shove it down everybody’s throats
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31586 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

But yeah, Rory is a big-time choker


Rory is elite. I said that. But amongst that group, he has choked a bunch.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
78477 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

It’s almost like when something good happens fans shove it down everybody’s throats


So your position is that being happy for the teams and players they root for is a bad thing?

What a weird fricking take.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
21520 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Rory is the biggest choker amongst the elite golfers in the game

This dumbass take is getting better with every hole.
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32246 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:48 pm to
LSU fans have a strong sense of self loathing
Posted by TigerMonkey7
Member since Jul 2021
4852 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:50 pm to
Majority of them are alters from SEC rant
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13245 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:51 pm to
What’s wrong with you???
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
444 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

DeafVallyBatnR



I see it's your first time watching burns play a major on a sunday?
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
444 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

that would be Rory



Rory has a 3 stroke lead to win the masters
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32156 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 5:15 pm to
Not a golfer….when one hits a really long putt on the final day of The Masters and makes the crowd roar…is that choking?

Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8615 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Not a golfer….when one hits a really long putt on the final day of The Masters and makes the crowd roar…is that choking?


Only if you’re a miserable fat arse watching on the rant.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13780 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 5:18 pm to
He should have been in the thick of this. That terrible stretch cost him bigly.
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