re: Shaq has spoken...Simmons should stay

God you're fricking stupid

I would be curious as to what Shaq thought about whether or Jones should be retained.

All I know is NOONE my age has a checkbook

as a matter of fact, no one my age writes or uses checks

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Does anyone here still balance their checkbook?

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I couldn't even tell you where mine is.

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He can't stay. He wouldn't be eligible to play next year

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I wonder if he even goes to class this semester. Prob one and done no matter what.

Shaq told this story about money on himself in one of his books. He owned a bunch of car washes, pretty much quarters only. His CPA called him up & told him "Shaq, we got a problem. The amount coming in does not come near to what it should be." Shaq called him over to his house, took the CPA into a back room, where a large barrel full of over flowing quarters sat. Told the CPA: I like to know where my money is". Said the CPA was torn between crying & screaming.

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or Simmons can hire someone to balance his checkbook and then teach him how to do it

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Oh boy, I think I know the moral of this story

Yo dude, where's my money? And how do you own an estate in Aruba?

Is he a heck of a shooter like Durant was(or even Westbrook)? Shooting the ball well with size can get it done in the NBA.Or have the overpowering size, game, and tough attitude like Shaq? .Yeah he's a Magic Johnson type but Magic had a rock offensive Center, and a team that had the best at every position. After all of the hype Benny-Sim received before even setting foot on a college court he would be running the risk of being called a bust-a RICH one, but a BUST. Especially if his team loses or not meet fans expectations. And when the media starts chirping, it could unravel him permanently. If he's not starving he would benefit with a another year of college , learning to shoot, playing man to man defense with his feet,blocking shots cleanly and getting hisself a quick one bounce jump hook-before the double teams come.And free throw shooting- he doesn't want a Hack-a-Ben in the NBA.

Oh soooooo sorry Einstein.