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re: Randomly ran In to coach Kelly at Buc-ees in gulf shores

Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:29 am to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39395 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:29 am to
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Surely you took a picture with him.

If I met Kelly somewhere I would definitely NOT take a picture with him, so your use of “surely” is suspect.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39395 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:34 am to
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Why would he go to Gulf shores, when he can be at any beach in the world, whenever he wants.

I’ve been to Gulf Shores several times over the last ten years, and I can be at any beach in the world at any time. I always love it when these amateur sleuths prove, Perry Mason style, that something is so, or isn’t so.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11378 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:48 am to
Found Biden apologist
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11378 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:49 am to
Was his real estate agent with him
Posted by DrewTigersFan
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2023
40 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:49 am to
I agree 15 people would downvote if you said the earth was round on this forum, lol.
Posted by Stew2581
Covington
Member since Oct 2021
877 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 6:52 am to
That dude flies private pretty much wherever he goes and he certainly would not be driving and stopping at gas station in Gulf shores in winter. While I agree that would be his answer maybe to the media of asked that question I along with anyone other person the rant with a brain knows you wrote this for attention because you apparently need it which you got so congrats. But no, nobody believes this happened in real life.
Posted by mcmaniacinsaneasylum
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2023
1974 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 7:15 am to
I saw Coach Kelly at a Buc-ee’s in Gulf Shores yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Posted by Tigers222
Member since Jun 2021
172 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:06 am to
I mean LSU is in fact pursuing these players in the portal, we just aren’t getting them this year. Ole Miss beating us was huge for their program. Gave them a solid Big 6 bowl appearance and victory.
Posted by skeezerbaw
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
62 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:10 am to
Were you guys eating pulled pork sandwiches together over by the outdoor grill display?
Posted by BTRtoIAH
Kingwood, TX
Member since May 2016
365 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:28 am to
I meant tell me that he doesn’t drive a Tesla. I think the OP was referring to the Buc-ees just over the bay bridge in Mobile.
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2270 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:39 am to
I seriously doubt that he vacations in Gulf Shores.
Posted by Islandboy777
DAUPHIN ISLAND
Member since Jul 2023
1134 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:48 am to
My friend said she saw him at The Keg after hurs one night
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12905 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Buckee's has Tesla chargers.

And if you have a Tesla, which can take 30 minutes to charge, Buc-ees is the perfect place to stop for a fat baw to gobble down some tacos and grape drank. If you have to be there for 30, you’re in no rush to get out and have time for make-a-wish kids to approach and ask questions with obvious answers.

OP may have thought this through better than we think.
Posted by paulb52
Member since Dec 2019
3663 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:54 am to
Yeah, for starters, there is no Buc-ees in Gulf Shores.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:55 am to
Your post history is full of made up stories (other than this one)

LINK

LINK

This is the best one though
Posted by The Albatross
Member since Mar 2021
865 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:10 am to
For one thing, there’s no Buc-ees in Gulf Shores. It’s in Loxley.
Posted by The Albatross
Member since Mar 2021
865 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:12 am to
That’s weird though. It’s also the Foley exit if you look at it that way.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20026 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:22 am to
quote:

With none of the Gumps recognizing him I decided to say hi and talk a little golf and football.


Where exactly were you two standing in that Bucces where you could carry on with conversation?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:34 am to
No you didn’t
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39395 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:42 am to
quote:

That dude flies private pretty much wherever he goes and he certainly would not be driving and stopping at gas station in Gulf shores in winter.

Another Sherlock Holmes! What about if he was stopping in Denham Spring, Hammond, Mandeville and Slidell to see recruits or meet High School coaches? He's not taking a plane to do that.
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