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Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris

Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:05 am
Posted by Blast and Laugh
Texas
Member since Feb 2005
1860 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:05 am
“When alexander graham bell first invented the telephone
He had three missed calls from Harold Perkins”

“Harold Perkins is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head”

“Harold Perkins once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes”.

Y’all’s turn………


Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3258 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:07 am to
Chuck Norris wears Harold Perkins pajamas.
Posted by pastypagan504
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2022
96 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:07 am to
Shut up
This post was edited on 11/17/22 at 12:08 am
Posted by Jugular Joe
Member since Jan 2020
4335 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 12:23 am to
Harold Perkins scared the NCAA to the point they took away one of his sacks.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9098 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 2:55 am to
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Harold Perkins has allowed to live.
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
503 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 3:21 am to
The boogie man checks his closet for Harold Perkins.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
1427 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 4:27 am to
They were going to put Harold Perkins' face on Mt. Rushmore, but it turns out the granite isn't hard enough to form his beard.
Posted by pennoyer
Ruston, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
52 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:32 am to
Harold Perkins gargles peanut butter
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:44 am to
The NCAA is waiting on a decision from Harold perkins on whether to accept their statistical adjustment proposal.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 5:50 am to
Harold Perkins once beat chuck Norris in a fight, as a sperm
Posted by Blast and Laugh
Texas
Member since Feb 2005
1860 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:03 am to

Harold Perkins' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:13 am to
Harold Perkins first name is Harold, and no one tells him shite….
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
20997 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:24 am to
Harold Perkins does not push ups, he does earth push downs.
Posted by TBoy@LSU
Member since Sep 2012
5484 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:28 am to
Harold Perkins doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
Posted by Ltown_tiger
Livonia
Member since Aug 2013
2013 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:28 am to
Before he goes to sleep at night, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Harold Perkins.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13396 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:42 am to
Cringe
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2350 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:54 am to
Perk turns off the light switch, gets a forced fumble, and jumps in bed before it gets dark.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23058 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 6:56 am to
Harold Perkins has counted to infinity. Twice. .
Posted by bass
Member since Oct 2016
3858 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 7:02 am to
Harold Perkins can tie his shoes with his feet.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14495 posts
Posted on 11/17/22 at 7:44 am to
Harold Perkins killed John Wick's dog.

John Wick said - "We good".
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