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Blast and Laugh
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Texas
Member since Feb 2005
1642 posts

Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris

“When alexander graham bell first invented the telephone
He had three missed calls from Harold Perkins”

“Harold Perkins is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head”

“Harold Perkins once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes”.

Y’all’s turn………




tygerphan
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LA
Member since Oct 2009
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wears Harold Perkins pajamas.


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pastypagan504
Tulane Fan
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2022
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Shut up
This post was edited on 11/17 at 12:08 am


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Jugular Joe
Member since Jan 2020
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins scared the NCAA to the point they took away one of his sacks.


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stuntman
LSU Fan
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
8590 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Harold Perkins has allowed to live.


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Sack531
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
The boogie man checks his closet for Harold Perkins.


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Hondo Blacksheep
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Member since Jul 2022
267 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
They were going to put Harold Perkins' face on Mt. Rushmore, but it turns out the granite isn't hard enough to form his beard.


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pennoyer
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Ruston, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins gargles peanut butter


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Barbellthor
LSU Fan
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
7551 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
The NCAA is waiting on a decision from Harold perkins on whether to accept their statistical adjustment proposal.


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rsbd
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banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins once beat chuck Norris in a fight, as a sperm


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Blast and Laugh
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Texas
Member since Feb 2005
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris

Harold Perkins' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.


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rsbd
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banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins first name is Harold, and no one tells him shit….


FreddieMac
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
19388 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins does not push ups, he does earth push downs.


TBoy@LSU
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth down.


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Ltown_tiger
LSU Fan
Livonia
Member since Aug 2013
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Before he goes to sleep at night, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Harold Perkins.


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CatfishJohn
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Member since Jun 2020
9492 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Cringe


litenin
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Houston
Member since Mar 2016
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re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Perk turns off the light switch, gets a forced fumble, and jumps in bed before it gets dark.


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AtlantaLSUfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
20970 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins has counted to infinity. Twice. .


bass
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2016
3225 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins can tie his shoes with his feet.


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Tiger Ugly
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
12944 posts

re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris
Harold Perkins killed John Wick's dog.

John Wick said - "We good".


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