re: Ok, I’ll start it. Perkins is the new Chuck Norris

Posted by Cadello

Eunice

Member since Dec 2007

47802 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 7:53 am to Tiger Ugly

When Harold Perkins was born he slapped the doctor

Posted by BigTiger80

Baton Rouge

Member since Nov 2012

1179 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:04 am to Blast and Laugh

Chuck Norris = The Delta Force

Harold Perkins Jr = The Tiger Force

Posted by Damone

FoCo

Member since Aug 2016

32873 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:12 am to Blast and Laugh

Nobody asked for this

Posted by RussellSheppardsPie

Louisiana

Member since Jul 2018

2011 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 8:51 am to Blast and Laugh

Everyday, Harold Perkins wakes up feeling the cheesiest.

Posted by linewar

Houston, TX

Member since Nov 2021

349 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:03 am to Damone

Harold Perkins does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Wheaties may be the breakfast of champions, but champions are the breakfast of Harold Perkins.

Posted by memphisplaya

Member since Jan 2009

85813 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:03 am to Blast and Laugh

Chuck Norris colors Harold Perkins coloring books

Posted by GeauxDoc

Highland Road

Member since Sep 2010

2544 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:37 am to CatfishJohn

quote:
Cringe

I hate that this has become a thing.....

Posted by Perrenial Powerhouse

Mandeville,LA via Boston

Member since Jan 2006

3639 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:55 am to Blast and Laugh

Harold Perkins can slam a revolving door

Posted by Chad504boy

4 posts

Member since Feb 2005

166326 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 9:58 am to Perrenial Powerhouse

Harold Perkins told hurricanes in the gulf to piss off.

Posted by Blast and Laugh

Texas

Member since Feb 2005

1862 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 10:10 am to Chad504boy

Before he forgot a gift for Harold Perkins, Santa Claus was real.

Posted by pennoyer

Ruston, Louisiana

Member since Jan 2005

52 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 11:01 am to Cadello

Harold Perkins eats transformer robots and shits them out in car mode

Posted by bass

Member since Oct 2016

3864 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 11:38 am to pennoyer

When Harold Perkins gets bit by a venomous snake, the snake has less than an hour to get to a hospital.

Posted by Blast and Laugh

Texas

Member since Feb 2005

1862 posts

Posted on 11/17/22 at 1:50 pm to bass

Harold Perkins’ Hawaiian vacation house is on a volcano, ‘cause he wanted a good view and a jacuzzi.