re: Les Miles best pickup lines

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

I took a team vote and it was a "yes"

I like the analogy of the hammer and nail

If you want I will "smack her"

"If they had given that job to some old big ugly man, it wouldn’t be near as much fun. But what a joy it is to represent LSU in the postgame, with victory, and to celebrate victory in a postgame interview with a very talented, very attractive woman."

For the record, its not true that I have a bad clap!

Pissed I didn’t think of this but I am the 69th upvote

And I will return with a decent zinger after some deliberation

6 seasons now I’ve been telling my coordinator to muff dive

How bout I show you my Power I formation

I "will still attack you, not only vertically, but up the middle and with width."

He just shows her his moves!

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my cock management is better than my clock management

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