Just saw the clip of Heupel calling for stores to stock up on golf balls and mustard.

The guy is obviously an idiot. He’s desperate.

This isn't going to play out how he thinks, especially when we wax that arse.

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tock up on golf balls and mustard


Am I missing something here??

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I can only assume Tennessee fans like to stick golf balls into their anuses and they use the mustard for lubricant.

I hope Lane hands Bobby Hill golf balls and mustard after he drops 60 on them.

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Heupel

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I thought he was great in “Home Alone”.

So I went and looked at this clip fully prepared to say it was a joke all in good fun (even if in poor taste). The dude never smiled once and said he hoped the fan base had not cooled off. It didn't look like he was joking one bit despite the seemingly goofy nature of what he said. And no one laughed. I still would like to see a clip that extended another 10 seconds to see if he added anything showing that he was joking, but even though some media members said he was joking, he didn't make that clear at all based on his demeanor.

If Kiffin had said that, the media would have crucified him for having no class and for inciting violence rather than saying he was joking like some of them did for Heupel.

I heard him say that live and I waited for someone in the media to subsequently call him out for instigating violence, and he wasn’t smiling when he said it. A damn golf ball can injur or even kill someone if it hits them the wrong way with enough force. I’m still waiting on anyone in the media to call him out. wtf