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re: It's official. Leonard Fournette is not human. He was made in a lab.

Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17007 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:10 pm to
so whats wrong with the rest of the team?

Posted by TigerAlum93
Member since Sep 2010
3113 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:12 pm to
Great story!

But not "everybody else" was throwing up, cramping, and tapping out. There are others who put in the work too.
Posted by Mattwells90
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3562 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:12 pm to
Heat and humidity cause negative feedback responses during intense exercise such as vomitting, heavy sweating, fatigue etc. Considering Leonard Fournette is made of the metal of space shuttles and iron, he is immune to these effects. So there was nothing wrong with the team. They're only mere mortals.
This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
14658 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
20351 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:22 pm to
Should his new nickname be All Day? Or is that one already taken.
Posted by Mattwells90
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3562 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:23 pm to
I think Adrian Peterson already has that.
This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24826 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:29 pm to
Saban would get pissed if someone ran a faster sprint on number 20 than on number 1.
True story.
Posted by wesman21
Youngsville
Member since Jun 2009
3243 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:31 pm to
Dude should get 20 touches every game regardless of opponent. So underutilized last season...
Posted by Spider John
Nola
Member since Apr 2014
987 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:31 pm to
Link?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59070 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

this were a story about a player for Alabama or Auburn, how many posters would be calling bullshite instead of posting bow thingies?
its the offseason, do you expect reports on our opponents conditioning drills? Damn can a sunbitch just be happy nowadays?
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38261 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:37 pm to
I really think he's gonna set some record this year. Before we've always had so many guys, and yes I know we have Williams, Guice, and Broussette who will get touches. But man, I think he's about to just absolutely explode.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39358 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:38 pm to
Our rushing attack is going to be sustained the whole game. Relentless ground and pound. It's going to break some teams wide open.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59070 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:38 pm to
I just had iPhone auto correct Saban to Savannah.

And they can both eat a bag of shite. True story.
Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
4935 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

so he didn't give it his all until the end... i see



Exactly
Posted by AnotherRound
Member since Oct 2012
2918 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:44 pm to
Give the man the ball
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59070 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:45 pm to
Effort began at 100 percent and ended up at 129%, For comparison sake, the Aggie defender was hit with a 103% effort.

Any more and LF would have been jailed for kidnapping his soul
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75861 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

If this were a story about a player for Alabama or Auburn


If if's and but's were candy and nuts.....Our SEC brethren are going to get a nice healthy dose of Mr. Fournette this fall. Like a dose of cod liver oil.
Posted by LMfan
Member since Aug 2014
5145 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11833 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:56 pm to
1.24 miles?....how much rest time in between?
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9291 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:57 pm to
He should run every play in the 4th Qtr and just eat the Defense alive. Walk off the field watching them throw up all over the place.
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