How do the gumps get around the steroids test?

Buying a fake plastic penis.

They use mostly HGH cream and have some cycling technique that mask the roids and apparently know the testing dates in advance.

This is the same team that gets favorable treatment at every game they play in... they don't have to do much to mask shite. Just keep lobbing cash to those in charge

Did you ever see that documentary on Lance Armstrong?

Massive payoffs to the NCAA. They own every single employee there and have all the ex-employees on a pension. Very much the same as they have all the SEC employees, even the one appointed by LSU on a huge stipend. As well as all the officials, all until the day they die. They even have the other head coaches in the league on hush payments. Notice how opposing coaches will join right in and start praising the team after their games while the fans of that team who are not on the payroll and know better, are screaming cheat! Plus there are rumors about the University employees, particularly the presidents and for sure all the AD's and associated staff.

Real question is how does the Alabama state government fund all this. And they have almost as many Auburn alums involved in the schemes as well since they are strong in government. So then you see how really big this whole thing is. Do you really think a country school coached by Gene Chizek could win it all in 2010 and for heavens sakes one lead by Gus freaking Malzahn could go to the Championship game in 2013. Get real! The Iron bowl is scripted for entertainment. Kick Six should have gotten an Oscar and Academy Award for drama. The football budget for this whole scam is maybe in the $25. billion range including the enforcers and deep state guys it takes to keep everything on the down low. And payments to football recruits from Hawaii all the way to Canada. And housing and lifetime employment to their families. They're good. But the funding is the big question. Follow the money and cut it off. Coal money from NW west Al. Likely goes all the way to the WH and Trump who got in behind the coal industry when he took over.

This is of course a joke. LSU is one school along with Georgia who can challenge Alabama for leadership in the SEC. No in state competition, great HS talent. They have got to do wht Georgia has done. Quit settling and go for the best. Coaches, facilities and support. The Dawgs are off and running and there is no turning back, they too will be a powerhouse.

Oh my.

People do not understand testing. The NCAA does not test most athletes. They are responsible for testing all sports so only a select few players are chosen and given 24 hour notice. The university itself is responsible for administering a quality drug testing program. My guess is since Alabama overlooks everything else they could care less if their players are on the shite.

The same way LSU does. You're fooling yourself if you think LSU doesn't use.

RC anabolics that aren't tested for but have the same effect as those that are known to the NCAA would be my guess.

Will Grier got caught doing this. He wouldn't have been caught had he been at Bama and not Florida.

When you Realize that steroids isnt why we beat that arse.