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re: hanging my head in shame but...

Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19405 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:56 pm to
Unless she loves to give head and takes up the arse on command.....
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15682 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:58 pm to
He's looking for an excuse to provide the gigolo she has always wanted
Posted by koLSU86
Member since Aug 2012
4166 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:59 pm to
My wife and I were married in November and have a standing agreement that if there's a big game on Saturday night we do our anniversary dinner and shite on Friday night and I still get to watch the game. I told here this before we got married since it was during football season and she's never had a problem with it. You have to set these things up in advance dude.

That's where this comes in.....

quote:

beta-male classify me.


Hope it works out for you.
Posted by Fightin Okra
Member since Nov 2016
6107 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:02 pm to
Get her tipsy in the afternoon so she won’t feel like going out
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12486 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:03 pm to
do the fancy dinner on Friday. Spend all day at beach, cook dinner, buy champagne for Saturday nite and watch game. Everyone is a winner.
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
1907 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:04 pm to
i knew you guys would have all the answers. thanks!
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10921 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

You have to set these things up in advance dude.


yeah, by not getting married during the damn season.

if you marry during the season, you have zero right to bitch when you miss a game because of it.

Posted by michael789222
Member since Oct 2018
296 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:12 pm to
There is only one solution to this problem. Fake a heart attack. Not only will she let you watch the game but she will wait on you hand and foot.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61429 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:12 pm to
May God have no mercy on your soul. Three years ago you disrupted a beautiful Fall football day for a bunch of dudes.

Enjoy.

Who would marry a woman that wouldn’t want to be next to you watching Tiger football
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42815 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:15 pm to
Wherever you are, whatever you do If you don't watch this game live you lose your Tiger Card. She is #2
Posted by Gulffisherman
Bogalusa
Member since Oct 2009
3531 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:20 pm to
Buy her an LSU cheerleader outfit as anniversary gift, hire a caterer, and stay at beach house to watch game. Make her take a shot every time we score and don’t forget the Pom poms

Good luck, you married her in the middle of football season
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48952 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:26 pm to
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She's REALLY good looking. Hot body and all that.
If you have to go out of your way to say that on a message board, that means she's ugly and fat.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34502 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:33 pm to
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Start a free trial of YoutubeTV.

Download YouTubeTV app on your roku.

Record the game.

Get home from dinner.

Watch game from the beginning.


serious question? YouTube TV allows recording? Honestly never really looked into YouTube TV because we already have a good setup. This might be different....
This post was edited on 10/8/19 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Vindicated
NC
Member since Oct 2008
605 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Start a free trial of YoutubeTV.


This. Free DVR has u covered.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15833 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:40 pm to
If your wife was understanding, she’d be happy to be celebrating the occasion even on a different day (like Friday or Sunday).

It’s not about the actual date but the celebration.

That’s the best I can do.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35676 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

she's a fantastic wife and my baby-mama is the polar opposite.

Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17739 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:44 pm to
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that little nugget.
Posted by M-Train
Chevy Chase, MD
Member since Dec 2003
297 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:50 pm to
Sad
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:18 pm to
Get a wife who will support your life choices brah. Its 2019
Posted by TigerFanDan
BFE
Member since Jul 2008
1001 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:20 pm to
Congrats on marrying a hot bod but damn, you Don't get married during football season. Your second mistake was not marrying an LSU fan, or at the very least, convert her to one. Suck it up. Take her out and the rest of us will enjoy the game.
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