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Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
1109 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:46 pm
my third anniversary is this week. Months ago, my Virginia born wife got us a weekend at the beach to celebrate. She's REALLY good looking. Hot body and all that.

HOWEVER, this was prior to my TRUE beloved (bee-love-ED), LSU, proving it's mettle to compete for a playoff spot.

So here's my conundrum. I need to take the wife out to dinner on Sat night to this nice restaurant at the beach. and she DESERVES it. she's a fantastic wife and my baby-mama is the polar opposite.

that said, i am TORN.

so here is my question. there IS internet at the beach house. but there is NO DVR. i have a UVERSE subscription and am happy to take my ROKU with me.

i've already backed up dinner reservations to 6pm (Eastern) with the blue-hairs.

the question is, can i use the ESPN app on ROKU to start the game from the beginning at 8.30 or 9 (Eastern) and hope my bro in law and dad don't spoil the game with texts? i mean, does ROKU allow you to start at the beginning, in the ESPN app, and FF to catch up?

I already know that most of you fools will beta-male classify me. but i grew up in BR and will put my fan intensity up against ANYONE. Bottom line....i need your support and ideas. any thoughts OTHER than "EFF that BEATCH"?

P.S. i asked my wife's best friend, our Gamecock neighbor, assuming she understands SEC commitment (which she obviously doesn't), what i should do given that we are pursuing a natty run...and she said succinctly....LSU ain't on a natty run!. Very confidently. From a Gamecock fan of all people. I lost all respect for her at that point. Those people are so severely damaged from Clempson's success. You can obviously understand the confusion.


Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:48 pm to
You know the rules. Pics.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7551 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

my third anniversary is this week



this is where you fricked up.

this weekend is ALWAYS during football season.
and very regularly is the weekend we play Florida.


this is your fault completely.
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7325 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:48 pm to
You know the rules—


Pics of wife to completely understand conundrum
Posted by LSUcam7
FL
Member since Sep 2016
7906 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:49 pm to
Hey bud family > football.



















Except for Florida Jorts Week. Move on it’s not worth it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:49 pm to
No pics, no info
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:50 pm to
Pics of allegedly hot wife and then you will receive the assistance you seek
Posted by RadarTiger
Member since Dec 2018
3297 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:50 pm to
No pics

No RadarTiger advice

Sorry
Posted by TigersJump
In a land far far away
Member since Feb 2018
2180 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:50 pm to
So you got married during the season? Well there it is.
Posted by ffokcuf
Member since Mar 2018
1047 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166326 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to
Sign up for free trial of youtubetv. Put app on phone. Add game to library, check in when you can
Posted by 3rdPart Tiger
Member since Oct 2007
6208 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to
C’mon, bruh this is easy.

Spoil her all day Saturday. Breakfast, massage, lunch, boat cruise during the day.

You’re free and off the hook for 7.
Posted by Mr6daveyobrians
Member since Dec 2013
1766 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to
what in the absolute frick did I just read
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to
Start a free trial of YoutubeTV.

Download YouTubeTV app on your roku.

Record the game.

Get home from dinner.

Watch game from the beginning.
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to
Tell her....

Deez-nutz

Or

Dee-vorce

You’re welcome
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
6794 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:52 pm to
Divorce?
Posted by SouthdownsTiger4178
Member since Jun 2018
1951 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:52 pm to
You'll have to live with this decision the rest of your life. That said, you've had a second anniversary, and will have hopefully a fourthe.

Watch the damn game...
Posted by Alldaylong
Homer La.
Member since Jun 2019
884 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:53 pm to
Pussy
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:54 pm to
I’m really hoping this is all some elaborate swinger code. That would be preferable to the literal reading of the OP.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98887 posts
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:56 pm to
Enjoy the evening with the wife.

Scope out the game thread on Scoreboard routinely.

Probably will barely be in the 2nd half by the time you're done so you can watch rest of game.

Or

Sex her up all night and watch the replay
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