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Gameday Poetry/haiku/limerick thread
Posted on 9/26/20 at 4:53 am
Posted on 9/26/20 at 4:53 am
there are no tailgates
On campus, but come bama
We’ll be there in force
There once was a Pirate named Leach,
And the air raid his team he would teach,
But against LSU,
Their touchdowns will be few,
Sunken hopes will wash up on the beach
Today in Death Valley,
Few cowbells will ring,
And the roar will he muted,
Due to this Covid thing,
The field a green virgin,
Until football is played,
But Unlike the Big 10,
SEC’s not afraid
On campus, but come bama
We’ll be there in force
There once was a Pirate named Leach,
And the air raid his team he would teach,
But against LSU,
Their touchdowns will be few,
Sunken hopes will wash up on the beach
Today in Death Valley,
Few cowbells will ring,
And the roar will he muted,
Due to this Covid thing,
The field a green virgin,
Until football is played,
But Unlike the Big 10,
SEC’s not afraid
14
Posted on 9/26/20 at 5:17 am to fr33manator
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme;
This one doesn’t.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme;
This one doesn’t.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 6:43 am
Posted on 9/26/20 at 5:46 am to fr33manator
WE MADE IT
I’m not crying you’re crying
I’m not crying you’re crying
This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 5:47 am
Posted on 9/26/20 at 6:45 am to fr33manator
Forced social distance,
Met with Tiger resistance,
Get bent JBE.
Met with Tiger resistance,
Get bent JBE.
Posted on 9/26/20 at 6:49 am to fr33manator
We need more cowbells
Clanka clanka clanka arrrggg
Choke that S O B
Clanka clanka clanka arrrggg
Choke that S O B
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:30 am to fr33manator
Stingray smells real bad
Because he is very fat
RTWFU
Because he is very fat
RTWFU
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:41 am to fr33manator
Is it really true
LSU Tigers are playing?
Keep the goal in view.
Sorry I suck at this but wanted to play.
LSU Tigers are playing?
Keep the goal in view.
Sorry I suck at this but wanted to play.
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:43 am to fr33manator
You the man fr33!
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:44 am to fr33manator
Tis football day, but I’m stuck in the cellar
Cause I got the Covid, May as well be a leper
At least I have football, to help pass the time
Theyleft me at home, like I’ve committed some crime
I daydream of tailgating, man what a scene
In reality I’m just waiting; for my next dose of lean
I look forward to catching, Myles & Arik
Score on those bulldogs, it may get barbaric
We’ve waited so long, many naysayers would jeer
But frickem, right? Cause Football is here!
Cause I got the Covid, May as well be a leper
At least I have football, to help pass the time
Theyleft me at home, like I’ve committed some crime
I daydream of tailgating, man what a scene
In reality I’m just waiting; for my next dose of lean
I look forward to catching, Myles & Arik
Score on those bulldogs, it may get barbaric
We’ve waited so long, many naysayers would jeer
But frickem, right? Cause Football is here!
This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 8:20 am
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:48 am to fr33manator
How bout dem tigahs
Brennan will win the heisman
One team one heartbeat
Brennan will win the heisman
One team one heartbeat
Posted on 9/26/20 at 7:54 am to Nado Jenkins83
First we had Miles and the offense sucked.
Then we got Burrow he made saban a cuck.
A new Myles offense era the SEC is f**ked.
Then we got Burrow he made saban a cuck.
A new Myles offense era the SEC is f**ked.
This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 8:01 am
Posted on 9/26/20 at 8:22 am to fr33manator
S E C football begins today
Tigers win going away
LSU fans will cheer for Myles
Marshall, McMath, and Gilbert will all wear smiles
Geaux Tigers!!
Tigers win going away
LSU fans will cheer for Myles
Marshall, McMath, and Gilbert will all wear smiles
Geaux Tigers!!
Posted on 9/26/20 at 8:25 am to fr33manator
On Flanders Field yon
Frick that it’s time for football
Make me a cocktail
Frick that it’s time for football
Make me a cocktail
Posted on 9/26/20 at 8:31 am to fr33manator
Finally it's here
LSU repeat starts now
Covid, suck my balls
LSU repeat starts now
Covid, suck my balls
Posted on 9/26/20 at 8:35 am to fr33manator
It’s finally football season, a cure to our itch
First victim of the season is MSU
And soon enough they will STTDB!
First victim of the season is MSU
And soon enough they will STTDB!
Posted on 9/26/20 at 8:59 am to releauxded2469
Finally football.
Mother fuggin here at last.
Nick Saban is a big douche.
Mother fuggin here at last.
Nick Saban is a big douche.
Posted on 9/26/20 at 9:34 am to jacksajester
Good stuff!
Posted on 9/26/20 at 9:39 am to fr33manator
While the hate for State is not great
By tonight at eight they’ll be tiga bait
By tonight at eight they’ll be tiga bait
Posted on 9/26/20 at 10:14 am to soccerfüt
The Tigers have worked as hard as the rest.
The Pirate with his offense will be a great test.
Ricks, Flott and Stevens will be ready to pound,
The test will be lessened by Cox, an Hawaiian and a Baskerville Hound.
The offense will be led by The Marshall and Myles
Beatin Down bulldogs will be done with style.
Ring, ring, ring will not be heard in Death Valley today.
Poor bulldogs will have their hearts ripped away.
The poor ole Dogs will be left as an ember,
This time in your lives forever remember.
We can all bitch and moan about COVID-19
Just sit back and drink you freakin drama queens.
Geaux Tigers!
The Pirate with his offense will be a great test.
Ricks, Flott and Stevens will be ready to pound,
The test will be lessened by Cox, an Hawaiian and a Baskerville Hound.
The offense will be led by The Marshall and Myles
Beatin Down bulldogs will be done with style.
Ring, ring, ring will not be heard in Death Valley today.
Poor bulldogs will have their hearts ripped away.
The poor ole Dogs will be left as an ember,
This time in your lives forever remember.
We can all bitch and moan about COVID-19
Just sit back and drink you freakin drama queens.
Geaux Tigers!
This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 10:23 am
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