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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:11 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:11 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
At night, monsters check under their bed for Cam Newton!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:12 pm to Bassman
Cam Newton is the reason Waldo is hiding
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to tygerboy17
Cam Newton is the reason Rueben Randle has no facial expressions.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to tygerboy17
Cam Newton runs so fast upfield that the Earth's rotation speeds up, thereby bringing us to the future.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Dell computers relocated their assembly facilities outside of Texas after Cam Newton announced his decision to attend Blinn Junior College.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:15 pm to AbitaFan08
Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:16 pm to AbitaFan08
Cam Newton is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:16 pm to PsychTiger
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Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.



Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:17 pm to PsychTiger
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Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.
I heard that's why we've been switching directions all these years. Because one day He would come among us, or so the prophecy foretold.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:17 pm to Bassman
Cam ran to Baton Rouge at the begining of the half, stole Gary Crowton's playbook, deleted everything but the option plays, and got back before the 3rd quarter.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:19 pm to LSUTexan78
Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:20 pm to LSUTexan78
Mike Silve forced Cam to transfer to Auburn to restore the balance of power between the SEC East and the SEC West.
(or)
In biology class, Cam cured Toomer's Corner.
(or)
In biology class, Cam cured Toomer's Corner.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:21 pm to FinkyStinger
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Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)
Wrong. Cam doesn't have a vehicle. Cam newton levitates.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:22 pm to Duckie
Cam Newton can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 24 seconds
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:23 pm to Duckie
50cent used to be called one dollar.
Cam bitch-slapped him and now he is only half the man!
Cam bitch-slapped him and now he is only half the man!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:24 pm to tygerboy17
Cam Newton once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:26 pm to tygerboy17
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards...
Cam Newton can throw Brett Favre further.
Cam Newton can throw Brett Favre further.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:27 pm to Duckie
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Cam Newton
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:27 pm to FinkyStinger
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Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)
Thus, my earlier post about Nabisko's new Cam Newton's with extra fruity filling.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:29 pm to GO_LSU
Cam Newton once drowned a fish.
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