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Best Lyn Rollins-ism of all time?

Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:41 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6571 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:41 pm
No contest.

“Joseph Addai is running like a wounded rhinoceros!!!!”
Posted by popig
Member since Nov 2014
182 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:48 pm to
Jumpier than a grasshopper in a chicken pen


















no , wait that was Jed Clampit.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45226 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:52 pm to
Hanging like a Chinese balloon
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:57 pm to
They're all great. Lyn Rollins is just one cool cat. Much respect.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3901 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:03 pm to
He said the sky was the color of skim milk during a game earlier in the season. I lol’d
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:16 pm to
As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1045 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:18 pm to
During the Mississippi State series Hunter Hines for MSU was at bat with two outs. He got a called Strike 3 to end the inning and he stood there bitching and moaning about it to the umpire. As the broadcast was going to commercial Lyn was saying "Hines is not happy about that call. You could light a cherry bomb off the nose of Hunter Hines!"

I nearly lost it.
Posted by rhinolsu
Tyler, TX
Member since Sep 2007
765 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:27 pm to
"He's hotter than a fireant on a fever blister"
Posted by Tiger328
Member since Mar 2017
467 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:28 pm to
HBCU throws a 62 mph pitch

“That wouldn’t have even gotten you pulled over in Livonia”
Posted by Tiger1988
Houston
Member since May 2016
24241 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:31 pm to
Glad I haven’t had to listen to him the last couple weeks TBH. Ben threw up the “that breaking ball needed a blinker.” Or something like that.

BTW - If you ever lived in the country, you’ve heard all of those except the color of the sky crap. Kinda like the fever blister on a fire ant or hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock. None of that is lynnism but believe what you want.
This post was edited on 6/14/23 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:33 pm to
What a miserable butthole
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55981 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:34 pm to
‘The sky is the color of a varicose veins”
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:36 pm to
Lyn Rollins sucks
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:38 pm to
void
This post was edited on 6/17/23 at 11:38 am
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:47 pm to
Anytime a train passes

It’s the XX:XX right on time
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21248 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:47 pm to
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trussthetruzz


Someone put some water in trussthetruzz mamma’s bowl
Posted by geauxtigs18
Member since Oct 2019
137 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:49 pm to
“He covers more ground than pine pollen” referring to Crews in the outfield earlier this year
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2461 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:51 pm to
He covers more ground than kudzu.
Posted by Fightin Okra
Member since Nov 2016
5635 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:51 pm to
Covers more ground than kudzu
Posted by Tiger1988
Houston
Member since May 2016
24241 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:52 pm to
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What a miserable butthole

So you’re saying Ben and Dave aren’t better than Ben and Lynn? You’re a moron if you think otherwise. No disrespect to him as a person. Just I don’t need to hear all that extra shite during a game.
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