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re: Best Lyn Rollins-ism of all time?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 12:40 am to TexasTiger33
Posted on 6/15/23 at 12:40 am to TexasTiger33
He might’ve graduated LHSAA umpire school in 1988
Only us simple country folk use similes
quote:
BTW - If you ever lived in the country, you’ve heard all of those except the color of the sky crap. Kinda like the fever blister on a fire ant or hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock. None of that is lynnism but believe what you want.
Only us simple country folk use similes
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 12:44 am
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 1:05 am to Sun God
void
This post was edited on 6/17/23 at 11:37 am
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:11 am to Slippy
“The sky is the color of a catohula cur’s left eye.”
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:16 am to BigLSUNut
“This umpire’s strike zone is tighter than a nun’s pussy!”
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:27 am to bengalmd
There are those that could not be happy at a birthday party or a winning baseball game, he seems to fit both!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:31 am to Slippy
After one of the Bears bombs:
“You couldn’t find that ball with a subpoena.”
“You couldn’t find that ball with a subpoena.”
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:55 am to Jax Teller
The sky is as blue as a catahoula cur’s left eye!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:53 am to Slippy
"That ball is hanging in the air like a Chinese weather balloon."
Very timely on his part as well.
Very timely on his part as well.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:43 am to Slippy
Got em' for excessive window shopping lol
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:55 am to Slippy
"They just keep pecking at you and pecking at you...it's kinda like being taken out by a duck!"
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:41 am to ffishstik
He said Crews at been on base so many times that they should send his mail to first base
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:46 am to Sun God
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Sun God
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What a miserable butthole
I really did
. You are correct,however. 
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:26 pm to Slippy
"You could hang laundry on that line drive"
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:50 pm to Tiger1988
Every party needs a pooper.
That's why we invited you.
That's why we invited you.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:18 pm to LPLGTiger
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“You couldn’t find that ball with a subpoena.”
That was a good one but I thought he added "...subpoena and a federal marshall"
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:50 pm to BigLSUNut
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as nervous as a long tailed cat on a PORCH full of rocking chairs.
FIFY
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:08 pm to LSUgrad88
"There's not a trace of meringue in the sky."
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:13 pm to Tiger1988
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BTW - If you ever lived in the country, you’ve heard all of those except the color of the sky crap. Kinda like the fever blister on a fire ant or hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock. None of that is lynnism but believe what you want.
Austin Powers voice: "Miserable frick Alert! Miserable frick Alert!"
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