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re: A final solution to the tiger problem:

Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:41 am to
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36900 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:41 am to
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final solution - let everyone enjoy going by his habaitat 24/7 and quit worrying about cramming him inyo a trailer for a 5 minute trip around the stadium with 45 cheerleaders on top.


Not sure why more people don't feel this way.
Posted by Mike Tiger VII
Member since Oct 2015
6 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:43 am to

If Vitter is elected Governor, I think he is the type of guy that would fully support paying for an occasional stand-in.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18402 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:47 am to
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:51 am to
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truck stop tiger


Roscoe is too damn uppity, and new money at that. It's not like he is tiger royalty or anything. Truck stop tiger would absolutely kill it. shite, he may eat a few people and maul Saban to boot.

Truck Stop Tiger 2016
Posted by young man tiger
Opelousas, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2009
1531 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:52 am to
quote:

If Vitter is elected Governor, I think he is the type of guy that would fully support paying for an occasional stand-in.


Didn't he get in trouble for that a few years back?
Posted by Tiger Ice
Denham Springs, La.
Member since May 2009
297 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:16 am to
quote:


Short of revolution to fix the country's mess, I'd say short term here is to get the damn tiger in the cage and quit being a bunch of pussies. It's not like this hasn't been done before or Memphis hasn't found a way to do it. It's embarrassing, and it's a real let down for the kids that are being denied what we all enjoyed for many years.



Tigers don't change their stripes. They're still the same tigers they've always been. It's the people who've become the pussies here.



T H I S ! ! ! ....all day long!!
Posted by Mike Tiger VII
Member since Oct 2015
6 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:26 am to
Never let your backup see the field.

This could be a Majkowski/Favre or Jennings/Harris moment.

A hungry, blue collar tiger would get a working interview for the position.
Posted by Fenster
Member since Mar 2008
840 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:31 am to
quote:

This could be a Majkowski/Favre or Jennings/Harris moment


Judges also would have accepted "Wally Pipp".
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
3954 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:33 am to
I imagine Truck Stop Tiger is all mangy and emaciated?

He can't be as big as Mike, no?

But I'm sure after the years of living at a truck stop he'd have true drive and tenacity to land the starting role.

TRUCK STOP TIGER 2016
"Make Death Valley Great Again"
This post was edited on 10/24/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by LSUvet72
Member since Sep 2013
11854 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:41 am to
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Didn't he( Vitter) get into trouble for that a few years bak


The BEST POST for this election day!
Posted by Snakebucket
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
3548 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:44 am to
Living on a steady diet of 2 for $1.50 hot dogs, Slun Jims and Cracklins'
would make any one kinda mangy.
Posted by Mike Tiger VII
Member since Oct 2015
6 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Judges also would have accepted "Wally Pipp".


There may be an Iron Tiger out there slouching toward Death Valley.

Make Death Valley Great Again.
Posted by LSUvet72
Member since Sep 2013
11854 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:54 am to
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Truck Stop Tiger?


Hell NO ! No frickin' standins!

Feed spoiled Mike VII dry tiger kibble for 7 days leading up to game time then throw the horse meat into the trailer and his carnivorous arse will be going in for sure.

Gator, elephant,black bear, razorback, gamecock and Saban meats could be substituted for horse meat where appropriate.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:56 am to
Mangy today, great tomorrow. He would outwork the shite out of Roscoe.

Stay in your fancy house, Roscoe, with all your corporate tax breaks, and Evian water. Truck Stop Tiger is coming!
Posted by Mike Tiger VII
Member since Oct 2015
6 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 11:59 am to
Give Tommy Moffit 3 months with Truck Stop Tiger. That's all it'll take.
Posted by Meldedee
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
3318 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:02 pm to
And just stop with the preface fireworks.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:03 pm to
MOFFITIZE TRUCK STOP TIGER AND STTDB!
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4465 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:21 pm to
Or.. Just build a tiger habitat into the stadium itself.
Posted by TKLSUMD
Young Harris Georgia
Member since Oct 2011
1845 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

let everyone enjoy going by his habaitat 24/7 and quit worrying about cramming him inyo a trailer for a 5 minute trip around the stadium with 45 cheerleaders on top


This. Apparently our tiger has anxiety issues. I enjoy seeing him in his habitat before the games. Apparently I'm not alone as the crowds are thick. We are fortunate to have such a beautiful live mascot.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:30 pm to
The Truck Stop Tiger deserves a chance.

That poor bastard lives out a miserable life while Roscoe is soaking it up 25 miles down the road.

Give the tiger a chance for at least one game. I bet he would roar too
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