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re: A final solution to the tiger problem:
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:51 pm to TXGunslinger10
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:51 pm to TXGunslinger10
This thread is awesome, you guys are on fire today.
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Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:25 pm to TKLSUMD
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This. Apparently our tiger has anxiety issues.
What kind of frickery is this? It's a damn tiger!
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:37 pm to touchdownjeebus
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What kind of frickery is this? It's a damn tiger!
It's a living, breathing creature and isn't your dancing monkey.
The amount of people on this board who care about squinting from their seats to see a tiger in a small cage before games is ridiculous.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:38 pm to Snakebucket
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Living on a steady diet of 2 for $1.50 hot dogs, Slim Jims and Cracklins'
would make any one kinda mangy.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:40 pm to touchdownjeebus
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What kind of frickery is this? It's a damn tiger!
put him in a room with a closed door, then you walk not realizing he is there, this will create anxiety for both of you, and it won't turn out well for you...
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:47 pm to Korali
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It's a living, breathing creature and isn't your dancing monkey.
I don't want a dancing monkey, but I bet we could get one of those at the damn game before Roscoe. Just get a tiger that will actually come to the damn games. They didn't use prods and such with Mike IV and he was at almost every game, and even roared and shite.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:48 pm to Mike Tiger VII
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Let's make Tiger Stadium great again!
Is that you, Donald?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:49 pm to Navytiger74
2 Probs solved At once:
Don't feed Mike for 2 days (just like Conditions in the wild) then put 2-3 PETA types in the trailer--they're skinny-- and open the door. Mike will walk right in.
Repeat each home game.
Don't feed Mike for 2 days (just like Conditions in the wild) then put 2-3 PETA types in the trailer--they're skinny-- and open the door. Mike will walk right in.
Repeat each home game.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:50 pm to Korali
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It's a living, breathing creature and isn't your dancing monkey.
A monkey is higher up the chain than a feline. If I can get the monkey to dance and type and do tricks for me, why won't the fricking tiger?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:51 pm to cypresstiger
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Don't feed Mike for 2 days (just like Conditions in the wild) then put 2-3 PETA types in the trailer--they're skinny-- and open the door. Mike will walk right in.
Repeat each home game.
See my post on the first page. The PETA people can EAD, but Mike is a lazy, ungrateful, entitled frick all on his own.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:51 pm to Navytiger74
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Navytiger74
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Mike is a lazy, selfish, unmotivated, bandwagon pussy. We need to ship his off and have him let loose into the grasslands of Bangladesh or the fricking Tundra in Russia. Let one of those wild tigers get ahold of his pampered arse. He'll be somebody's bitch inside of a few hours--ironing socks and shite.
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