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A final solution to the tiger problem:
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:06 am
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:06 am
The fans want a tiger in the stadium.
PETA wants to PETA.
The vet school will not encourage Roscoe to help out.
There are plenty of tigers out there that will do the work that our tiger won't.
So, let's bid the job out. The TAF can build a new, larger, better trailer. The Memphis tiger, or the truck stop tiger, or some other contender from Audubon can come in for game days. Roscoe still gets to play in his habitat and pose with the meat sculptures. 10% of the fee for the gameday tiger goes to the World Wildlife Tiger fund (or equivalent).
Why would this not work?
PETA wants to PETA.
The vet school will not encourage Roscoe to help out.
There are plenty of tigers out there that will do the work that our tiger won't.
So, let's bid the job out. The TAF can build a new, larger, better trailer. The Memphis tiger, or the truck stop tiger, or some other contender from Audubon can come in for game days. Roscoe still gets to play in his habitat and pose with the meat sculptures. 10% of the fee for the gameday tiger goes to the World Wildlife Tiger fund (or equivalent).
Why would this not work?
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Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:07 am to Mike Tiger VII
This post is pretty ironic given your screen name.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:07 am to Mike Tiger VII
quote:
the truck stop tiger
just needs a chance.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:08 am to Mike Tiger VII
Good first post enthusiasm -
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:08 am to Mike Tiger VII
The truck stop tiger is dead, I think. 3 years ago he was like 15 years old.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:09 am to SabiDojo
The truck stop tiger is back - just drove by and saw crowd outside his/her cage.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:09 am to SabiDojo
quote:
The truck stop tiger is dead
that is not correct
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:10 am to Mike Tiger VII
No way, PETA would rather tigers live wild and get poached. Tell me the last time a tiger got killed for its bones and skin on campus??
This post was edited on 10/24/15 at 11:09 am
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:12 am to Mike Tiger VII
final solution - let everyone enjoy going by his habaitat 24/7 and quit worrying about cramming him inyo a trailer for a 5 minute trip around the stadium with 45 cheerleaders on top.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:12 am to Mike Tiger VII
What would be the point of keeping Rosco then? I mean it costs a lot of $$$ to have him here (habitat, food, health, etc). Why put all that $$$ into him and then go get a new tiger for gameday?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:15 am to Mike Tiger VII
quote:
A final solution to the tiger problem:
?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:15 am to Mike Tiger VII
quote:
the truck stop tiger
I think he has full blown AIDS.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:18 am to Mike Tiger VII
Like with most things these days it would seem, the radicals are having their way. Time to stop bending the knee to the fringe elements of society and tell them to go F themselves.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:19 am to Mike da Tigah
That truck stop does have a rapey vibe.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:23 am to Mike da Tigah
quote:
Like with most things these days it would seem, the radicals are having their way. Time to stop bending the knee to the fringe elements of society and tell them to go F themselves.
What's your solution Mike the Tiger Trainer?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:32 am to ForeLSU
quote:
What's your solution Mike the Tiger Trainer?
Short of revolution to fix the country's mess, I'd say short term here is to get the damn tiger in the cage and quit being a bunch of pussies. It's not like this hasn't been done before or Memphis hasn't found a way to do it. It's embarrassing, and it's a real let down for the kids that are being denied what we all enjoyed for many years.
Tigers don't change their stripes. They're still the same tigers they've always been. It's the people who've become the pussies here.
This post was edited on 10/24/15 at 10:34 am
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:35 am to ForeLSU
There is no trainer- we're talking a turnkey full service gameday tiger. Completely outsourced. Let's make Tiger Stadium great again!
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:36 am to TigerNlc
quote:
That truck stop does have a rapey vibe.
Fact: employee of that truck stop statutory-raped a 15yo boy
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:38 am to Mike Tiger VII
Are you saying we outsource our gameday tiger?
I don't like that idea at all. But it also doesn't ruin my day when the current Mike doesn't want to go to the game. You win some, you lose some. Maybe the next tiger will be better, but I think the tiger that goes to the stadium should be the tiger on campus.
I don't like that idea at all. But it also doesn't ruin my day when the current Mike doesn't want to go to the game. You win some, you lose some. Maybe the next tiger will be better, but I think the tiger that goes to the stadium should be the tiger on campus.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 10:40 am to Mike Tiger VII
Mike is a lazy, selfish, unmotivated, bandwagon pussy. We need to ship his off and have him let loose into the grasslands of Bangladesh or the fricking Tundra in Russia. Let one of those wild tigers get ahold of his pampered arse. He'll be somebody's bitch inside of a few hours--ironing socks and shite.
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