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Give Tommy Moffit 3 months with Truck Stop Tiger. That's all it'll take.
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Judges also would have accepted "Wally Pipp".


There may be an Iron Tiger out there slouching toward Death Valley.

Make Death Valley Great Again.
Never let your backup see the field.

This could be a Majkowski/Favre or Jennings/Harris moment.

A hungry, blue collar tiger would get a working interview for the position.

If Vitter is elected Governor, I think he is the type of guy that would fully support paying for an occasional stand-in.
There is no trainer- we're talking a turnkey full service gameday tiger. Completely outsourced. Let's make Tiger Stadium great again!
The fans want a tiger in the stadium.

PETA wants to PETA.

The vet school will not encourage Roscoe to help out.

There are plenty of tigers out there that will do the work that our tiger won't.

So, let's bid the job out. The TAF can build a new, larger, better trailer. The Memphis tiger, or the truck stop tiger, or some other contender from Audubon can come in for game days. Roscoe still gets to play in his habitat and pose with the meat sculptures. 10% of the fee for the gameday tiger goes to the World Wildlife Tiger fund (or equivalent).

Why would this not work?