Going to my first yoga class tomorrow

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What should I expect from going tomorrow?

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Your wife looking for a real man that doesn’t do yoga.

I would stay away from gassy foods prior to the class.

Yoga is one of the most masculine things you can do. I know military SF operators that used yoga to heal their bodies. Fatties here will shite on you but that’s because they don’t leave their basement.

Also, yoga milfs love to get it

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What should I expect from going tomorrow?

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a bunch of fat insecure chads on here shitting on you. Looks like they already arrived.

It's great for you. It's helped my back tons. Also prepare to realize how little flexibility you actually have.

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Do I need to wear yoga pants?

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If you want to send everyone the message that you’d like to have a penis put into your wazoo...

Expect to be humbled....

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Make sure to wear compression boxers under shorts. Don't want nuts hanging out.

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Excellent advice. Also, get a good dump out of the way before because you will be ripping some farts otherwise and you don't want that with the scenery in most yoga classes.

I thought Yoga was for the gays and milf's until I saw Rickson Gracie doing it. It does wonders for guys that train in combat sports and actually helps those poor souls with bad backs, especially those with lumbar issues.

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Namaste in bed

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I laughed way too hard at this.

My sis wants to do yoga at our camp . She wants to do it with the silks with the trees in the yard which is pretty cool.

I suggest my own version of yoga which i will call yoganja, where u do a lil yoga and smoke a lil ganja

Good stuff Wazoo! You should checkout the yoga/mobility thread.

Adding yoga to my program has been game-changing.