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re: Bryson losing it ?

Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9950 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:42 pm to
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Bopper, make sure to see a doctor if the erection lasts more than 4 hours.


Now that's funny !
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17090 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:43 pm to
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Maybe he will switch to Ping, one length G710 irons and a G400 Max with some BeCu Eye 2 wedges



And hire Mile High as his swing coach to smooth his swing.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 9:09 pm to
Love the response from Cobra. I’d ditch him if I were them.
Posted by medtiger
Member since Sep 2003
21964 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 10:08 pm to
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I’d ditch him if I were them.


Not sure if they're in that position. He's their biggest name. But it's obvious that everyone is getting tired of Bryson's shite. It's one thing for a caddie to quit. I've never seen an equipment company publicly chastise a player they sponsor like that before.
Posted by mays
Member since Jul 2018
909 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:00 am to
That’s not an apology. He regrets what he said and how we all took it but he didn’t apologize.

Puma owns Cobra and the two make up the biggest part of his sponsorship dollars. He’s asking Cobra to do something no one has ever done and it is near impossible to accomplish. And when it doesn’t work, he blamed them.

He’s been a child since he was at SMU. Instead of hitting four iron into the fairway, he’s hitting driver where other longer hitters are dialing it back. He can’t Wingfoot it here and he pouted about it.

His act is old.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:03 am to
Yeah his bomber strategy isnt working. You would think his "scientific" brain would allow him to mix up his game to best fit the course.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:00 am to
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He regrets what he said and how we all took it but he didn’t apologize.


"I shouldn't have used those words but here's some more reasons why its not my fault. Im just relentless."
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:06 am to
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He's their biggest name


I don't know. Lexi is more respected at this point. This guy is toxic. Koepka is the hero we didn't know we needed.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:10 am to
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He's their biggest name


They would be just fine going back to Rickie as the poster boy. He doesn't win but he is likable.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25042 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:13 am to
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Lexi is more respected at this point.


Best set of legs on the planet.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33090 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:52 am to
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They would be just fine going back to Rickie as the poster boy. He doesn't win but he is likable.


Eh…. How many beef cake type guys have bought Cobra drivers to hit bombs because of Bryson? A lot
Posted by BeaverPRO
Tampa
Member since Aug 2009
16264 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:56 am to
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Best set of legs on the planet.


Carrie Underwood disagrees!
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:04 am to
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Koepka is the hero we didn't know we needed.


Lets not overdue it.
Posted by PacWilly
Member since Jun 2010
571 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:42 am to
Who didn’t see this coming? Watch his swing where he’s coming out of his shoes trying to hit bombs all the time. I’m a beginner golfer and i know that’s not a recipe for consistency and good golf. A human body can’t perform 4 days straight like that. And, let’s be honest, he lifts weights and all, but he’s not a “great athlete” like Tiger was. Look at his mid-section. IF a course doesn’t fit his style, he will struggle because his style of play limits him.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37819 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:54 am to
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Koepka is the hero we didn't know we needed.


He’s as big a douche as Bryson, only for different reasons. It’s as if they’re in a pissing match to see who can out-douche the other.
They both need to STFU and play golf as best they can and quit talking, tweeting, whining about your clubs, the course, your injuries each other, etc.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10987 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 9:05 am to
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Koepka is the hero we didn't know we needed.



I'm hoping they get a Sonic meet-up during the Ryder Cup.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 9:30 am to
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Except it's Bryson, so of course he elaborated on the face thickness and various other attributes of the driver itself that is causing him to suck arse off the tee.


He’s an idiot. He’s training with long drive competitors and trying to swing out of his shoes on every tee box but he blames the face of his driver

Maybe one day he will grow up and get over the long drive issue
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6750 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 9:31 am to
I tried to be a non hater. After his TGC with 18 months or so, I thought he was leveling out….after yesterday, whatever. I gave the guy a shot.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26069 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 10:16 am to
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Eh…. How many beef cake type guys have bought Cobra drivers to hit bombs because of Bryson? A lot




It's a tough spot for Cobra. If I am them, I try to find another guy that's a winner. Like Rahm leaves TM and starts winning stuff. Good boost for Callaway.

But if Cobra loses Bryson, the One Lengths take a hit. Definitely a conundrum. Would be epic for Cobra to drop Bryson and pick up Koepka since he's unsigned.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 10:19 am to
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But if Cobra loses Bryson, the One Lengths take a hit.


How many one length iron sets are you under the impression Cobra is selling?
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