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re: Subnautica 2 - Teaser Trailer

Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by Morgus
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:12 pm to
Black divers are incredibly rare. Time to DEI them into existence in video games.
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Posted by Morgus
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Member since May 2004
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:14 pm to
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would absolutely have most of the men on this thread walking across the room to talk to her if she gave them “that look


I wouldn't frick that thing with Sarah Silverman's dick.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:36 pm to
these melt threads are always hilarious. Subnautica is a first person game, I doubt you will even see her face for 99% of the time you spend playing.

Also weird to call this subnautica 2 when it's the 3rd subnautica game
Posted by Joshjrn
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:37 pm to
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Here we go. Great comparison here.

You do you, mate. I think your reaction to this borders on absurd, but I appreciate there’s zero chance either of us will change the other’s mind on the subject
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 3:44 pm to
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Are you making up that she’s cross-eyed now or something?
As a physician, I can confidently state that the woman in that trailer has a genetic syndrome of some kind.

Maybe fetal alcohol syndrome.

Her eyes are where her ears should be.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 10:02 pm to
It's a first person game, you won't even see the character.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 8:29 am to
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It's a first person game, you won't even see the character.


until we get to a cut scene and suddenly see the scariest looking creature in the game!
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 10/21/24 at 9:09 am to
I thought yall were all talking about the other character with the broccoli hair.
I'm just hoping the game will be better than sub zero. Idk if that one was disappointing because it wasnt very good, or just because the first game was so good. Excited to see how the multiplayer works too
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 10:49 am to
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Maybe fetal alcohol syndrome.


That was my first reaction to the picture.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 3:13 pm to
You won’t have to construct an underwater breathing apparatus due to the fact that the main character is half human half hammerhead shark.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 4:22 pm to
I don't see a melt

Just people saying she is not pretty.

I think it is fine, male model looks goofy as frick, too.

Looks like a goofy aesthetic choice

Won't be a factor in whether or not I buy it.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 4:24 pm to
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the FIRST reply was whether or not the person in the trailer was frickable.
The first reply was comparing her to the black little mermaid chick

WTF are you talking about?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 4:44 pm to
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I don't see a melt Just people saying she is not pretty.

I wouldn’t think that was melty at all. On the other hand, this is what they actually said:
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She looks like the monster from Shape of Water. We've transcended from chicks having to be ugly to having to look flat out non-human.
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I just don't understand who that even appeals to. Are there lots of women out there who want to play a video game as a dog ugly female protagonist? Seriously, who's the target audience?

Worst melt in history? Nah. But a little melty? In my opinion, yeah
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 5:24 pm to
Doesn't seem melty. Just complaining in a mocking manner.

If that is a melt, then everyone who dislikes anything for a specific reason is melting.

Don't let melt become the next racist, nazi, woke, or alt-right. . .where it just means "thing or person I disagree with"
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/21/24 at 6:05 pm to
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Doesn't seem melty. Just complaining in a mocking manner. If that is a melt, then everyone who dislikes anything for a specific reason is melting. Don't let melt become the next racist, nazi, woke, or alt-right. . .where it just means "thing or person I disagree with"

It wasn’t the mocking; it was the degree, approaching extremes. Regardless, that ship sailed ages ago. I get accused of “melting” constantly, no matter how calm or straightforward my posts, if they at all contradict the TD hivemind
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11583 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:01 am to
I don't play video games because of how "hot" the main character is. Maybe I jerked off to nude Lara Croft when I was 12, but as an adult it makes no difference to me.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
6995 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 10:20 am to
This is just someone’s art style. Nothing more. Take a look at the first game’s PC and let’s not act like they were ever going for realism in their character designs

This post was edited on 10/24/24 at 8:58 am
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73301 posts
Posted on 10/24/24 at 6:39 am to
this thread is on par for the Gaming Board nowadays. The usual suspects showed up, that’s for sure!
This post was edited on 10/24/24 at 6:46 am
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