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You ever wish you had a teeny one of those explosive diarrhea parasites?

Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:31 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45379 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:31 pm
Just to get in there and clean you out real good but it’s over in like 6 hours?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24125 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:56 pm to
I always thought that a true gastric bypass should come with a stoma-like bag that you can just toss out after eating like a fat arse all day.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8724 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:58 am to
Nah. I had one of those in college. It was no fun for me or my girlfriend.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
175239 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:10 am to
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1424 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:25 am to
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1277 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 2:24 pm to
Large glass of prune juice will do the trick baw.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33782 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:37 am to
Milk of magnesia like you give to a dog to blow out their guts
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Member since Nov 2003
3678 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 12:24 pm to
If your stomach is at all like mine, get some garlic oil, baste some shumai or other dumplings with the oil, steam the dumplings, and start eating. You should be good to go around the third or fourth dumpling.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6524 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 1:22 pm to
You could just take that stuff you drink before a colonoscopy. It’ll do the trick
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