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You ever wish you had a teeny one of those explosive diarrhea parasites?
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:31 pm
Just to get in there and clean you out real good but it’s over in like 6 hours?
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
I always thought that a true gastric bypass should come with a stoma-like bag that you can just toss out after eating like a fat arse all day.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:58 am to OysterPoBoy
Nah. I had one of those in college. It was no fun for me or my girlfriend.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 2:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
Large glass of prune juice will do the trick baw.
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:37 am to OysterPoBoy
Milk of magnesia like you give to a dog to blow out their guts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 12:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
If your stomach is at all like mine, get some garlic oil, baste some shumai or other dumplings with the oil, steam the dumplings, and start eating. You should be good to go around the third or fourth dumpling.
Posted on 7/11/26 at 1:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
You could just take that stuff you drink before a colonoscopy. It’ll do the trick
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