re: Whiskey/Bourbon/Scotch appreciation thread Volume II

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sounds like she likes to party. Pics?

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she's actually in great shape for a 58yo woman. she had a boob job recently and was in a lesbian affair with one of my wife's best friends until they beat the shite out of each other one night and she was arrested and taken to jail.

she was so drunk the other night she put her hand through a fan she had on nightstand by her bed downstairs (she also stole this off my bookshelf where i was using it for decoration only) and she was bleeding all over the place. i had to pretend i gave a shite but inside i'm thinking KARMA BITCH.

if you want to know why it did so much damage, here's the type fan it was.

yeah i think i've posted some of her shenanigans before. its one of those things where my wife is like 'i've washed my hands of my mom this time. its not healthy to have her in our life or in our kid's lives'

and then yet..here some comes again

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58yo woman. she had a boob job recently and was in a lesbian affair

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until they beat the shite out of each other one night and she was arrested and taken to jail.

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This is exactly the kind of action this thread needs headed to its 800th page!

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I am LOL'ing like a fool in my office

upvotes for everyone

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can i use this for a free bottle of RR? kinda like when you spill your icee trying to get on your bike to ride home and the store clerk takes pity on you and makes you another one?

She’s gonna be my date to the raffle

I get all da Pappieeeezzzz!!

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drockw1

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Shoot me your address again. The coasters didn’t look right, so I bought cork for under the glass. It looks much better. I’ve cut you two pieces to put on your coasters

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a date with my MiL