Wednesday night rewind

Last night began a gluttony filled fortnight to Christmas. I'm booked solid until Jesus' birthday. It's a good thing I keep myself in peek physical condition to compete.

Last night, I arrived home for a little gathering that the lady put together for some of her old law school buddies. I'm much older and way more refined than those baws.

I just threw on some jeans made with elastic and went to town. She had a nice cheese and meat spread. It paired well with the Beam.



After that was gone, she broke out a stuffed artichoke. Italians can surely cook. I was in fatty heaven listening to shitty Christmas music on the television.


Next up was the tomato and leek tart. frick me! Was that thing delicious.


The main course was a stew. It was very hearty.



For dessert, we had butter bites. They tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I brought the leftovers to the ladies in the office this morning. They devoured them.


I ran out of Beam. Luckily, the lady made some Glühwein. It was warm and delicious. It helped me relax and pass out.




Stay fat, my friends.