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Testicles Mountain oysters...lamb fries...rooster fries...I have had them all.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 7/16/26 at 2:01 pm
And I think they are pretty tasty. If you ate a mountain oyster and did not know what it was you could easily mistake it for a real fried oyster. Has anyone else tried them?
This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 9:24 am
Posted on 7/16/26 at 2:24 pm to Missouri Waltz
Oysters are too readily available for me to go around putting bollocks in my mouth.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:30 pm to Missouri Waltz
I tried deer balls once, they were under a buck! I did really try them, and they were good, but there is so much better protein on a deer.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:55 pm to Missouri Waltz
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pretty tasty
Beef stroganoff is pretty tasty.
Progresso Gumbo soup in can is pretty tasty.
A dill pickle is pretty tasty.
Gonna have to be outer-body orgasmic tasty tor me to try animal testicles. Adjectives chosen carefully on this.
So so many good foods out there…and lots are more than pretty tasty.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:57 pm to Missouri Waltz
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If you ate a mountain oyster and did not know what it was you could easily mistake it for a real fried oyster. Has anyone else tried them?
I've had them...no issues eating them again.
But, they aren't in any way similar to a good fried oyster other than the frying part.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:00 pm to OTIS2
That was my initiation into my wife’s family
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:12 pm to Missouri Waltz
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Mountain oysters...lamb fries...rooster fries...I have had them all. And I think they are pretty tasty. If you ate a mountain oyster and did not know what it was you could easily mistake it for a real fried oyster. Has anyone else tried them?
Yes,
But it was like eating fried leather.
Novelty food.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:53 am to Missouri Waltz
I don't know, there's something about putting balls in my mouth that just isn't appealing to me.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:02 am to Missouri Waltz
I ate a place on Route 66 in Oklahoma. They had something called "calf fries" on the menu. That sounded good, as I thought it would be some kind of beef nuggets or something. They came out with a dipping sauce and I ate about half of them. The texture was pretty weird, and I started to get suspicious. I pulled out my phone and looked up "calf fries" and read "rocky mountain..." frick....
I did not eat the rest. Texture was just too weird.
I did not eat the rest. Texture was just too weird.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 11:05 am to SUB
Yeah well, I suspect it's because they are full of semen! 
Posted on 7/17/26 at 3:03 pm to Missouri Waltz
Nah I'm good. I'm not trying to be Anthony Bourdain out here. Just want to eat food I like.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 3:18 pm to Missouri Waltz
[img]Testicles Mountain oysters[/img]
Nope, aint eating that shite. No way.
Nope, aint eating that shite. No way.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:36 pm to OTIS2
The closest I've had to a fried oyster was a pig eyeball from a whole hog cook. It didn't taste like an oyster but had the same texture as a fried oyster.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 7:51 am to Missouri Waltz
My bad, sounded like a coming out of the closet announcement when I read the thread title.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:49 pm to Missouri Waltz
I have had calf and rooster fries at a clay target event that used to be held up here. liked them. Really good with a cold beer.
I would love to sit down with these guys and try this dish:
Bullwhip
I would love to sit down with these guys and try this dish:
Bullwhip
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:08 am to OTIS2
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I've had them...no issues eating them again. But, they aren't in any way similar to a good fried oyster other than the frying part.
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