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re: Lets talk Martini shall we?

Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

stir for 50 rotations (no more, no less)


quote:

I prefer to have one as close to sunset as possible.


I have the sudden urge to punch you.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:55 pm to
I Think you missed some of the intentional ridiculousness of the post.

Check your sarcasm monitor
Posted by hiltacular
NYC
Member since Jan 2011
20244 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:55 pm to
Mine is the same as the one you described but I will occasionally add a couple splashes of tobasco especially if I have blue cheese stuffed olives on hand.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71862 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:56 pm to
I assumed it was satire and was just playing along.

I don't actually want to punch you.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:58 pm to
Not saying you dont have reason, just not for that
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8861 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:23 pm to
Vermouth is definitely not the preferred spirit in my opinion. Using Lillet blanc (Lb) in place of dry vermouth makes for a better final product.

The gin I prefer is a london dry that isn't overly botanical. Beefeater 24 possesses nice citrus characteristics that compliments the Lb.

Start by freezing the martini glass and building the drink in a shaker over ice. 3 counts of gin STIRRED, this isn't a slushy, it is an adult beverage so no ice chips. Allow the gin to rest in the shaker and remove the glass from the freezer. Add a half count of Lb, swirl to coat, and dump. Make sure to retain 1/3 of the total volume of Lb. Strain gin into glass garnish with a lemon twist. Sip slowly!

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83171 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

My martini preference:

- swirl splash of dry vermouth around ice cold martini glass, discard
- mix gin + olive juice with ice by stirring
- strain into glass
- garnish with 2 blue cheese stuffed olives


Same. I don't mind shaking, but I definitely prefer the vermouth coated glass. Stirred is much better, but I don't throw a fit at a place like Duvics.

Not too much olive juice either. I could drink gin over ice on its own.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:24 pm to
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intentional ridiculousness of the post.


Switch out "post" with "thread" and you're the winner!
Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

2 blue cheese stuffed olives
[quote]Interesting. Never thought of that...[/quote}

How could you not know about bleu cheese stuffed olives? You are so West Erath.
Posted by lilwineman
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
1053 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:05 pm to
A fully alcohol based martini should be always stirred as to not bruise the spirit. Shaking is preferred when there is an addition of a non spirit product such as a juice.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30431 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:00 pm to
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as to not bruise the spirit.


serious question: what does that mean? always wondered.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:07 pm to
Ive never understood what that really meant either. To me the reason to stir drinks like a Manhattan or Martini is because a stirred drink will dilute differently than a shaken one.

This business of bruising alcohol has never been sufficiently explained to me as to what that means. But certainly ive repeated that adage.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 9:15 pm
Posted by DocHolliday1964
Member since Dec 2012
1401 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:19 pm to
The best explanation I have gotten about "bruising" a spirit comes from the fact that if you shake a clear drink (no fruit juice, etc) the resulting drink will be cloudy from very small air bubbles. A Martini purist believes the drink should be crystal clear. That said the best I ever had was shaken to hell and back and had little ice crystals in it and it was sublime.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:21 pm to
There's some kind of chemical reaction with gin and metal shakers.

I always shook gin martinis with glass and a plastic cup.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52771 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:47 pm to
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the best I ever had was shaken to hell and back and had little ice crystals in it and it was sublime.


The ice crystals make the best drink, for me.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
74482 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:50 pm to
BO, favorite martini in New Orleans?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:54 pm to
Can I weigh in? Monkey hill does a great one during happy hour .. it's like fricking 4 dollars.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Member since Feb 2011
6075 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:57 pm to
There is a bartender at Cure with long hair in pony tail and knuck tats. Yes, I know that doesnt narrow it down.

But he works Saturdays, or at least I go in on Saturdays and he is there. His martini is sublime. He cracks some ice in his hand before stirring and that does something.

ETA but in reality, I like a martini at home better than anywhere else. Galatoire's makes a good one as well. Peche too. Shoot, a lot of places will make a great martini if you just tell them 3 to 1, up, with a twist, stirred.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 9:59 pm
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:09 pm to
This reminds me. Heard a story once about some old school New Orleans lawyer. The kind who took 3 martini lunches and never tracked his time. It might have been Arse, not sure. Anyway his business card had his name, phone number and address on the front. On the back was his recipe for the perfect martini. Anytime he would go to a restaurant, he'd order a martini, hand the waitress his card and say "Tell the bartender to call me if he has any questions."
Posted by lilwineman
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
1053 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:37 pm to
Shaking a spirit oxidizes the beverage causing the aromatic compounds to become somewhat sharper. If you're using swill, shake away. If you're using proper gin or complex vodka (albeit there are few), you will get a more true expression of the distillers intent through stirring while still achieving a proper chill and dilution to the beverage.
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